Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confidently told my friends I had a high spice tolerance and took a shot of insanely hot ghost pepper sauce. I immediately hiccuped, tears started streaming down my cheeks, and I coughed so hard I fell off my chair and knocked stuff off of the table. We were in a restaurant. FML
Today, I decided to spice up my lunch by adding hot sauce to my sandwich. Little did I know, the hot sauce bottle had a faulty cap, and as I squeezed it, the entire contents shot directly into my eye. Now, not only is my lunch ruined, but I also look like I just auditioned for a role in a tear-jerker movie. FML
Today, I had a stomach bug, but despite it I swallowed a mouthful of habanero sauce on a dare. I ended up projectile vomiting on a wall outside, lost my sense of balance and fell over on the sidewalk, almost blacked out from the tightness in my chest, and had to refuse an ambulance that somebody had called. All for $5. FML
Today, the cat climbed up to the spice shelf while I was cooking. As I looked up and told him to leave, he tipped over a chili container which coated my face with chili powder. The bloody pain in my eyes then made me knock over a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I was reaching for something in the back of the refrigerator. The bottle of hot sauce that was in front of it fell and broke. Not only did the glass cut my feet up, but the hot sauce got in the fresh wounds. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I may be permanently blind in one eye after my girlfriend squirted me with sauce during a playful food fight. She basically used the first bottle she could grab without looking, the extra spicy sauce I make myself that requires gloves, goggles and nose plugs while cooking. FML
Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML
Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML
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Top comments
happymelon 0
Hot sauce for a sore throat? What are you reading, "Medical Journal for those who liken themselves to Chuck Norris"?
ArmedcrackerR6 8
LMAO idiot
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Comments (166)
Niki0308 0
Ew. How did people react to that?
iluvnba 0
by catching the chunks in mid air with their mouth
Pokeemon 3
licking it off the floor
YacL 15
I am thoroughly disgusted at the two comments above me.
jamie72596 9
Your not the only one...now I feel like blowing chunks...:$
baseballstuf52 0
was it red from the sauce or sill brown?
pertained 12
I would have poured some onto a spoon, but heck, I'm man enough to pour it onto my face.
Veraymix 6
^ What 66 said about the spoon, or putting a couple drops on your finger then licking it off...
cyns0_oaSailor 0
once I got really drunk and blew chunks, chunks is my dog.
Bakayarou_fml 0
LOL what do u mean "how did people react to that?" how the hell do u think? god this made me laugh more than the FML.
missmadii 0
lmao wow 86 :P that made me laugh a little
Rawr_means_love3 0
86- rotflshtidmtamsfo :D (rolling on the floor laughing so hard that I dropped my taco and my sombrero fell off!) :D
blackberry90210 0
next time, try using breast milk
flockz 20
"blowing chunks"? nice word usage op
im_so_ninja 0
ewwie
twinmum_fml 6
#50 your picture made me laugh more than the FML!!!!! your picture is a massive win
chrispyy21 0
do blow chunks meen u let ya snake let lose on da floor?
shibbywan 0
66- that's what she said.
alex1432 9
who's Chunks??
knightsfb 0
146 Chunks is 86's dog
ArmedcrackerR6 8
LMAO idiot
Zeek63 0
that is hawt I might hit that...
JokinglySerious 0
me too
Agiggleaday 0
OP is quite gullible
22cute 17
so how's your throat?
missmady 0
i'm sure the vomit helped.
Cortezthe1st 23
That's probably why OP put their name as "Gullible".
Zombieslayer1 0
Wow, that's sucks. Sorry op, what does help it a tbs of lemon juice mixed in with a small glass of brandy.
catatonicsleep 17
I use lemon juice and honey in hot water with a little cayenne pepper or ginger... lemon juice in anti-bacterial, honey is soothing and pepper or ginger are hot...OP was right..in a way... a little heat does help, it draws blood to your throat to fight any infection, but don't just tip sauce in your mouth....
madmansoup 3
I deal with sore throats by not being a little bitch.
PassTheDutch 0
What the hell were you reading?
YacL 15
They don't? I've been doing it wrong this entire time. The people who work for me must've thought I was retarded.
tencalories 3
I can make it work
Neorecon19 18
I'll bet it was 4chan.
laurenv20 4
when I read your comment #4, I read it in stewie's voice xD
kaprookie 3
99 - Holy crap i did that to! haha
bballsoccerrocks 7
literally made me lol
YummiGummi 0
lol!!! :P
ripgeorgecarlin 2
Pow! Right in the kisser!
twinmum_fml 6
# 9 awesome family guy reference!!!!
rockindyl22 0
Norm Macdonald reference FTW?
Jack1941 0
You are an idiot....
MikalaHart 4
Ever heard of cough medicine?
kingtz 6
Cough medicine is for coughs, not sore throats.
MikalaHart 4
Really? I beg to differ, most cough medicine also helps soar throats... I would know because that's what I use.
madmansoup 3
yeah it helps your throat soar! doesn't do much for sore throats though
mischiefkel 17
147-madmansoup- you are my new hero
shayshayfeirce 0
nasty. you are just nasty. lmao
KingZaneXII 6
you're hot. really hot. lol