Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I attended the will reading of the old lady who accidentally ran me over with her car years ago. I was affectionately mentioned and was left with something rather substantial. I had to listen through all that while getting evil leers and silently judged by family members who got squat. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
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Top comments
aggiegirl95 7
Why would you randomly moon old people in public? You kind of deserve it. Idiot.
iAmPaul 49
How immature of you. Instant Karma at least.
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Comments (111)
NightCasterZ 5
That's too far, Karma...
jimluminaye 17
Not far enough, karma.
coops456 14
I thin you all misunderstood this comment, even though there's terrible grammar use here
iAmPaul 49
How immature of you. Instant Karma at least.
gabimk23 13
shouldn't have got caught with your pants down
Bonngoo 34
Karma got you immediately YDI
aggiegirl95 7
Why would you randomly moon old people in public? You kind of deserve it. Idiot.
psychopolarbear 28
There is no "kind of" in this YDI
deathrise007 22
Karma is a bitch.
MidnaLink 35
And he's an ass.
deathrise007 22
I guess I worded my comment wrong or didn't make it clear enough that he deserved it. My bad.
arisanator9900 20
the FML community is very unforgiving.
deathrise007 22
Agreed 65
extrasnipes 22
The driver hit you because he was probably blinded by the moonlight
xxxxqazwsxedc1 8
Haha, this is brilliant.
FryingPanHero 11
Did you seriously expect sympathy here with a story like that? YDI.
Blizz18 14
It's not surprising. Judging by his actions, he seems like the kind of guy who needs attention. To him any attention is good attention.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Why do you assume the post is to garner sympathy?
cj89898 24
#66 Generally people post an FML to have others agree that their life sucks. Sympathy is basically that.
kennethlwinter 3
If he didn't want sympathy for his stupidity, he wouldn't have posted it.
DarthDeath 12
Half the shit on here doesn't deserve sympathy. It's mostly people whining about tiny things, or people posting retarded shit they did - like this post.
MrGibbs25 20
that's why it's funny mate :)
jeffprobs 29
You looked at old people, and the first rational thought that came into your head was:"let me moon these people." To tell you the truth I literally can not understand how that idea would even materialize?
bethrh 49
YDI for being so immature.
sour_dough22 12
This fool is lying