Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML
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perdix 31
You're lucky that in post-9/11 America, you weren't charged as a terrorist attempting a suicide bombing of the police. And then no one could ride bikes in airports anymore.
amerwin 3
They were probably saying something along the lines of "let's distract this moron so she runs into a parked car." If you were trying to impress them, instead of staring, you should have done a badass trick like a wheelie or a a bunny hop.
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Comments (60)
birdfreak 24
fyl
Eyeliner_fml 0
LOL how much was the ticket?
fakeaccountX 6
Well hey, now they think you're a badass!
the101dan 0
"Cute" guys checking you out, while you were on a BIKE? lol... how old are you? 10-12?
variants 0
was she suppose to write "fine looking gentlemen" ??
JeZaMe 0
Srsly doubt that they were cute :P
fmlbrooo 0
dumbass xD .
IndianForLife 0
Hey! ;)
Mister_Grinch 0
She's from Tennessee, attention ho's like Miley Cyrusporn are created in that state. Nothing surprising. YDI.
fadingfaith 4
I see your from Canada. So I wouldn't be talking...
Chris5146 3
Pay attention next time, it's not that hard
amerwin 3
They were probably saying something along the lines of "let's distract this moron so she runs into a parked car." If you were trying to impress them, instead of staring, you should have done a badass trick like a wheelie or a a bunny hop.
UpsidedownKayak 9
I guess the FLM here is that OP is cute enough to be ogled by guys passing by but not to flirt your way out of a ticket. So sad. :(
sexybeastsexybea 0
yes this truly is an FLM.
Cass3m0 0
**** Life My? I guess it would work as FL.M or **** Life. Mine.
xxShinobi 0
45 - Good effort, but try less. :)
x_missystaceey 0
girls these days . do anything for attention --; be yourself ya dud .
UpsidedownKayak 9
Boner, not everyone has replaced their seat with a *****, like you.
dominican777 0
Stupid cop cars! Always in the wrong place!
smashgrab 0
Bimbo. Bet she's blonde.
ikayleighh 0
hey, not all of us are dumb.
smashgrab 0
I agree, but if there is a dumb blonde stereotype, there has to be enough dumb blondes to justify it. Not saying that all blondes are dumb, just saying there are a lot of them. (By the way, I'm blonde too!) No offense to the non-dumb blondes out there.
kaycox3 0
people like her give us a bad name.
jess6blondie9 3
wow not all blondes are dumb thank you very much!
hottodd 0
ill bee dat,...
Sirin_fml 47
Say what?
hottodd 0
a song by redman, pretty much the same happens in the video,...
Sirin_fml 47
Hell naw, dawg. It was a cadillac or something.
hottodd 0
check the video at 2:10...
Sirin_fml 47
I get it. You're saying it's an undercover, unmarked cop car. That makes complete sense.
hottodd 0
hmmmm, i posted this but ended up at the bottom "oh nevermind, i see what you mean, thats why i said "pretty much" the same,..." i like your version better though, lots of undercover agents in the hood, yep yep,...
Sirin_fml 47
Absolutely. We gangster thug-life rappers with absolutely no criminal records or shady dealings have to stick together. Werd. Or something.
hottodd 0
eyo, get your own woman, shes all mine!...