Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my mom caught me playing Mortal Kombat and had a fit about the violence, saying she read violent video games turn young people like me into mass murderers. I’m 29 years-old with my own flat and she still tries to treat me like a dumb impressionable teenager. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself permanently banned from Discord for “minimum age requirements.” I’m 20. Yesterday, someone on Discord DM’d me asking me how many eggs were in a dozen and I answered by saying 12, and the next day my account is banned. Discord will not reinstate my account, even after appealing the ban. FML
Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML
Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML
Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my 18 year-old son threatened to sue a store because they refused to give him a senior discount, at which point he trashed the store in a blind rage, and got banned for life. That would make more sense if he was actually a senior, not a senior in high school. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
Today, I tried joining a Roblox game, only to discover I was banned. According to the game's creator, it was because I'd exploited on an alt. The alt was an account intentionally impersonating me in order to frame me. FML
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Lehk 9
YDI grow up
deaditegirl 0
YDI for playing FarmTown.
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iJack 0
Idiot. Farmville sucks
fuckyou1337 0
It's farmtown you idiot.
Ajjas013 6
No, it's FarmVille. OP what do you expect to happen when you abuse kids. Shame on you.
justdancebbyx3 7
I can't even begin to tell you how much you deserved it. 1.) You're an adult--grow the **** UP. Any adult thats going to even play that game is immature and needs to get a life. 2.) Fighting with a child is another example of how much you fail. You should never threaten ANYONE with violence, no matter how old they're. You should be ******* ashamed of yourself. Asshole.
ibbijigety 0
there is farmville and farm town. they both suck
silvermoonstar3 3
and then there is (Lil) Farm life, which is the same game, but saves the earth IRL. OP: You need anger management.
neonokku 0
everyone calm down, this is just one of those fml's wear we can share a heartwarming giggle
Nex_Iuguolo 0
OMG YOUR LIFE IS OVER WHAT WILl YOU DO WITHOUT FARMCITY
Bllasae 0
Actually, I think that anyone with a Facebook account already failed enough.
ReyEr9412 0
82 is 1,000% correct
bobnorris 0
the kids a ****** anyways... y did he report u?
fsu69 0
wats wrong with violence
figmoomoo 5
I agree with your second point but playing a game as an adult does not make him/her immature. Threatening a child over said game does.
TallMist 32
#19 I agree with your second statement, but not really your first. Video games are for all ages. Really, you should try them out. They can be a blast, especially when you're playing with friends (Online or offline.) :)
Fredzter 0
Aaw, that is just sad :)
Conkers 0
I agree, infact... "Today, I was playing FarmTown. FML"
McCamryn123 0
pedophile?
hady9090 0
That's...........sad
killurbeer 0
Fyl... you don't have a life
Zigster94 0
the game is so crapp. YDI
Lehk 9
YDI grow up
Lkdude77 0
Ewwww I it looks so gay.. I don't ever wanna play
dcmoorcroft 10
Don't lie, you probably play.
toongler 23
yes friend. the video game is homosexual
Hazy_fml 0
Wow. VERY mature.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for playing FarmTown.
tbagg74 0
you're a champion that is so awesome ******* fourteen year olds
hi5534 3
not all of them are bad, just the douchebag ones.