Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?
kut19 6
MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.
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flubahogin 7
I love Harry Potter!
OfficeNinja 5
inception sucked, toy story is a cartoon, Harry potter is better than inception but still not great - basically the really good movies always lose to the form over substance films. people like computer generated special effects and explosions better than what movies used to be. but times change. either change with them or spend all your time watching classics on VHS and yelling at kids to get off your lawn, and take their hippy-hop music with them.
Sebastian_NG 17
Inception sucked?????? Omg ur just so...... So....... Im sorry but i would probably get a law suit if i told you what kind of idiot u are
PsychoticAsylum 26
You see, this generation is full of shit. People don't care about talent anymore, they just care about how "hot" people are. Most of the singers or actors can't really do shit, it's all about how well they can auto-tune, or how good looking they can stand there without a shirt.
kiakutie 0
this is your fml!! lame!!!!!!!!
skyttlz 32
Way to make this about you... It's my generation too.
treehugger1991 0
This is probably the best FML I've ever seen. I'm so glad there are still people in this generation who realizes there's something seriously wrong with it.
Aryan_Sheen 0
Twilight is like soccer, they run around for two hours, yet nobody ever scores and it's billions of fans insist that you "just don't understand".
Rusty325 4
are you seriously comparing football to twilight? fair enough football players are some of the most annoying and over payed people in the world, but at least they're good at what they do.
tona01 16
hey hey football or soccer as USA calls it, its a great sport, maybe you don't like it, because in USA people are used to sports where they score faster. That's what makes football so special, when a player scores is a celebration. The field is longer, making everything harder. Everything in the game is designed to make scoring harder
FMLandurstoo 9
Soccer is very difficult. American football is a pussy fairy sport where guys tackle other guys.
Aryan_Sheen 0
t(*-*t)
justinhi 0
224 the fields wider not longer and if it's such a pussie try playing it with a real athlete soccer players don't last five minutes in football
TheNewGuy03 29
254 -- yeah, you're entitled to your opinion and all, but it seems like you didn't get the memo that association football and american football are two different sports! american football requires strategy, and obviously, a great deal of athleticism and talent. if you don't believe me, you could always go golfing with tiger woods and step into the octagon with anderson silva and see who emerges the victor! both sports are legit; get over it. |the kid|
rooneyroo 0
MTV is 16 and Pregnant, Jersey Shore, Justin Beiber, and Twilight. why on earth would you even bother watching the rigged awards show? it's just going to be advertisement for Twilight and Beiber. Pure garbage...
therealcheese 7
I know what the ****
kiraleann 16
I wish they would quit kissing Twilight's ass just because it's popular. It's pumping up Stephanie Meyers' ego so now she wants to write more books continuing it, and she's probably assuming those will be made into movies too.