Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML
Today, I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
Today, after encouraging my cat to try his new cat bed all day with no success, I attempted to gently place him in it. Instead, he managed to fear-spray me in the face. Like a skunk. I didn't even know cats could do that. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
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SumBur 11
Hakuna matata.
angelitared 27
Simba has spoken!!
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Comments (116)
olpally 33
People, please stop teasing your cats. They are evil geniuses when scared or threatened or even being harmless.. This has been a PSA announcement by Michael. Thanks.
Shadowbay 18
You know they have nine lives for taking revenge right?? haha Think that's what mine uses his for anyways.. -_- hope your cat isn't like my little devil spawn lol
vencku 13
"Trying to be funny". Mission accomplished: I'm sure they laughed.
vencku 13
After browsing, I saw two other people had commented the same. That makes it either genius or mainstream. Oh well.
perdix 31
People who **** with animals to entertain others are shitheads. I wasn't that upset when the Crocodile Hunter got his.
Calingaladha 21
"The way I see it, you can either run from it, or...learn from it."
ScenicSubterfuge 39
What a genius cat:) the lion king would have been much more interesting if that had happened to the baboon!
buckdharma 38
I bet it was even funnier when he tried to bury it.
VasiIisa 5
Did you slowly smear it over your forehead and whisper "Simba"?
Cami111 2
LOL GOOD that's what happenes when u try to show of
ClaytorNator 12
This, I believe is fake... I've seen FML's VERY similar to this one...