Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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Top comments
Cairo_Sanchez 8
That's just TOO desperate...
theunwiseone 4
DA *****???? O.o
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Comments (374)
pexy_fml 16
:O
hateevryone 15
You're both losers.....smh.
juicifer 0
That's incest hot
Ieatpeople8282 0
FLCL for the win
gunny1944 2
Of course someone in France would do that..
misterjez 15
This is only hot if you both are girls
misterjez 15
Really doesnt matter does it?
AaliyahMorgan143 5
That was nice!:) but weird. I would never do that to my brother
murphdarkly 13
She was just sucking on his neck it's not like she was doing anything else that would be more sexual, like sucking elsewhere or kissing him. Lol people are blowing it up into more than it is
offensenator 0
This shouldn't be an FML it should be an "I'm extremely stupid and extremely desperate an go caught"
RedCrow 0
Are you sure that what he told you wasn't just an excuse? Maybe he just likes you O.o
desire5150 5
Freaking hilarious!