Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML
Today, I was denied an animal adoption because I said "babies" instead of "kittens". Apparently that means I'm not serious about pet ownership. What?! FML
Today, I learned that my new apartment complex does not allow "altercations in community areas". This includes pulling my child out of the pool and reprimanding him for holding his cousin under water. I can't parent outside my apartment. FML
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
Today, my condo board refused to lift the new policy, which requires pet owners to carry their dogs in common areas after someone's dog kept peeing in the hall. I can't physically carry my two dogs, so I'm now forced to wheel them through the building in a borrowed baby stroller. FML
Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "No Pets" policy. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbors, in my supposedly pet-free apartment complex, got a puppy. It’s a Great Dane. FML
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Top comments
Angitia 8
Wow... what the hell could a bunch of shrimp possibly do?
AugustBurnsToast 14
What about pet rocks?! :D
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Comments (130)
N8George 9
lol
Angitia 8
Wow... what the hell could a bunch of shrimp possibly do?
ICATiger 13
TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Michael_92 20
Unspeakable acts against humanity.
CadillacPimpen 6
There harmless untill you add the seamen...
JocelynKaulitz 28
Do pet rocks count too?
j_cat187 20
#18 like Pinkie and the brain?
hellbilly205 17
Seems like a fishy situation, you shoudn't try and monkey around with the rules you sea they're for your good.
Jonkbaby 23
who new monkeys could even swim i mean, weird
nava1210 12
71 - You've been on sea monkeys trails since you were 12? That's impressive.
Osito2011 9
impressive indeed!
Michael_92 20
You know global warming, yea it is all them.
hinchkongfang 0
38, love the south park reference!!
hinchkongfang 0
71, you got "their" right once, how can you f$&k up the other three times?? Honestly, kids don't listen in school these days...
tjv3 10
Well they say "Incest is best , ask your sister she'll do the rest" Wasn't it creepy you sucking on his neck??
tjv3 10
Dang it wrong fml stupid iPhone
Girreth 7
Well shit, you'll probably have to find another complex. I can't imagine living without sea monkeys.
seamonkeys 10
@71 we're taking over the world and there's nothing you can do!
rawr_ily96 24
Has nobody seen what happened to Phineas and Ferb's sea monkeys?
mandadarling 10
Sea monkeys are TECHNICALLY pets.... But that's bogus of them to rag about it.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Though they aren't TECHNICALLY pets, Furbies can also make good companions.... Or they can give you nightmares.
BossFML1996 1
Don't listen! Bring you're pet anyway.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Most places won't allow an aquarium of any sort because the danger of it possibly breaking and causing water damage. Although, the chance of that happening is quite slim. You would think they would allow it what with it being such a small bowl. Most sea monkeys I've seen have lived in particularly small habitats, so they must just be pricks...
MichellinMan 20
I didn't even know sea monkeys exist.
cassie13091 10
@110 You must've had a sad childhood :(
DuffleBagHero 4
On that exotic ish huh ?
eb0ny 15
Huh indeed. Your comment is hurting my brain.
pbonham 22
Get fish and sea monkeys and keep it a secret!!
yahoowizard 16
Managers never walk into apartments randomly anyway
AGU_zPhantom 0
I used to live with a crazy chick in an apartment that didn't allow pets. Even though she had 2 cats, 8 mice, a hamster, and many fish. Needless to say, she's single. Lol.
RaquelW 7
who cares if she's single? she has animal friends!
MerrikBarbarian 9
Cats are better companions then men anyways.
simpleman124 1
That's the man for ya always keeping down the instant pet
HSOMGF 5
Who the **** keeps a seamonkey as a pet?
eb0ny 15
Hey, watch it. Sea monkeys are very cool.
Michael_92 20
I had them as a kid ages ago. I thought they were badass back then thank you very much.
Jonkbaby 23
guess they're not hip enough
jannielovesjack 0
Sea monkeys are bad ass. I loved watching them grow :)
OMCheezbread 9
76- I am in love with your icon. :) Rat reminds me of my father though. Lol
seamonkeys 10
Sea monkeys rock!
AugustBurnsToast 14
What about pet rocks?! :D
DontClickOnMe 28
Oh no! Patrick will be devastated if he can't keep his pet rock. :(
LookOnBrightSide 12
8-Pet rocks are the best! They're just so gneiss. Sorry, I had to make that joke, granite, it's not a very good joke. Seriously though, pet rocks were a genius, multimillion dollar idea.
AugustBurnsToast 14
They were also invented in my hometown lol. You're welcome stalkers. ;P
bellygirl2000 0
I have 5. 5 that I have found left on my pouch
bazookajoey 27
USB pet rock
AGU_zPhantom 0
You could be a smartass and get an animal, then tell your landlord you never pet it, therefore following the "no pet" rule. Otherwise, just don't sweat the petty stuff, and wait until you get your own house to acquire an animal companion.
Grimmerie 31
Also don't pet the sweaty stuff.
cureemu 3
Well that ruins my plans for today...