Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my brother had his hot friend over. I decided to make a move because he was staring at me and smiling all night, so I asked him which holiday was his favorite, Christmas or Easter while I batted my eyes and smiled. That's when he said, "You have lettuce in your teeth." FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my brother tried to pay me to teach him how to French-kiss, so he wouldn't screw up on his first date. I'm shocked that the weirdo managed to get a date in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML
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Top comments
Cairo_Sanchez 8
That's just TOO desperate...
theunwiseone 4
DA *****???? O.o
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Comments (374)
ilovepaul81510 0
Well r u a boy or a girl? If ur a boy it definately is wack as **** but if ur a girl, i still dont know why u did it lol
Katy326 10
You couldn't pay me any amount to give my brother a hickey. Or I'd take the money and hand him the vacuum.
beatlegirl27 20
You'll never live this one down
ander2496 0
That's ******* desgusting
Glimmer_fml 6
Www that's just... Gross. He's your brother. He could have just used a suction cup.....
spottyblanket 8
he should have used a vaccum cleaner Heh...incest *snort* I want to know what the parents SAID.
Jucieeeboxx 1
Wtf?! O.O
Calyx_fml 22
Um... Your life sucks?
yourmama12 2
Wat the hell that's too desperate and I would never do that for my bro even for 50 euros I think u might like guys just saying I think a therapist Is needed
ChloeG_fml 9
That's just gross