Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Nice try
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Oh the times, they are a-changin'
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
Don't stare
Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
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Dogmaw 0
You wear a shirt that says that, you can't be offended by "Hey, gays!". It's a little funny. A little. :)
Redders123 1
I live in SoCal - we refer to everyone here as "you guys". Just like in the south more than one person is "y'all". Guys doesn't always mean "male".
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smiley_girl 0
number 10, I bet you'd think it was weird if it was a shirt showing that the perosn was straight and "are everywhere"... No matter what it is sorta weird to advertise your sexuality on a shirt. Anyway, it was just a slip of the toung don't worry I'm sure they get it and will just laugh a bout it latter.
thequeenofscots 0
And, at #11 and #26: That's because you don't have to deal with inequality. You can get married and you can't get fired from your job for your sexuality, you don't have to worry about people beating you up on the street, you don't have to watch what countries you can and cannot travel to with your significant other for fear of violence. Until you've walked down the street holding hands with your significant other and been called "fag" maliciously by people by, don't bitch about people trying to show pride when they don't have the same rights you have. :|.
Maidev 0
that makes me want to cry. i'm gay too. and i live in the south ):
Rape_Laser 0
that's sad lesbians r awesome...
AK 2
I actually didn't get the reference until the OP explained it. I hope I don't do that when I see someone with that shirt now, haha.
nicoooface 0
oh well, as long as you were nice, then they probably could have determined you as socially awkward.
Darkon 0
@32 it's not pride it's being retarded, by your definition anyone that was beat up in school to have their lunch money taken should walk around with shirts that flaunting they new found lunch money status and do so in the most rediculous ways possible. You don't have to be homosexual to experience any of the things that you try to make points on you just have to be different in some way that bothers someone could be hair, clothes, speech impediment, etc... In the U.S. any of the minorities tend to have more rights than the majority, with the exception of marriage which is being worked on by many of the states and has been approved in a few.
Lonely_Lez 0
I think that's actually hilarious. They probably didn't think anything of it. I would have laughed had it been me. Also, flaunting homosexuality is done because society will automatically assume you're straight unless you give them reason to think otherwise. Also, many people do wear ***** flaunting their heterosexuality, both males and females wear shirts with statements that clearly indicate their sexuality, and no one harasses them.
Rape_Laser 0
that's not true, straight people who flaunt it are just called ****** and pigs
mintfreshpinesol 0
ahhhhh that's awkward...
wh0regasm 0
oh the common slip .... YDI though
shananigans 0
I'm with #23, the people who moan and bitch about the people who post "FIRST" are even more annoying than the first posters themselves. It's just one post, your useless whining isn't going to change anything, so get over it. OP: Meh, it was an understandable slip-up. Hopefully they were nice about it.
Rape_Laser 0
but now u have complained about the complaining
nonotme 0
I'm amused by your slip-up, i doubt they were offended that much so it's not really an fml, but certainly an amusing story. YDI, but still...common enough slip-up.