Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
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Dogmaw 0
You wear a shirt that says that, you can't be offended by "Hey, gays!". It's a little funny. A little. :)
Redders123 1
I live in SoCal - we refer to everyone here as "you guys". Just like in the south more than one person is "y'all". Guys doesn't always mean "male".
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Comments (194)
floresntadolecnt 0
#72, I sorta agree with you...but apperantly people do give a crap about people's sexual orientaion.. Ban on gay marriage ring a bell?
kellster 2
Lol, that's really funny!
santi15 0
That must have been harsh for you
AJ0wns 0
hell yeah number 11
effingclassy 0
way to go #100 and your roommates :] I have the shirt in question too
mehwhateverr 0
People aren't allowed to say the wrong thing on accident? You guys are so annoying.
Tri_fml 5
I don't see the problem? If they had a problem with it, that's their problem, not yours. She's wearing a t-shirt that says "OMG PAY ATTENTION TO ME CAUSE I EAT PUSSY" and then gets upset cause someone notices? **** her. However, if nothing came of it, it's not an FML, just an amusing anecdote.
A_Wolfe 0
It's true. We are everywhere.
twindaddy 0
That's hilarious. I just laughed my ass off.
ohschmoley 0
#11: Maybe you should? [: No one's stopping you. GO FOR IT.