Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
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Dogmaw 0
You wear a shirt that says that, you can't be offended by "Hey, gays!". It's a little funny. A little. :)
Redders123 1
I live in SoCal - we refer to everyone here as "you guys". Just like in the south more than one person is "y'all". Guys doesn't always mean "male".
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Comments (194)
MagneticGuitar 0
well #10 . I don't wear a shirt that says "Im Straight" or Glorifies or give me pride at being straight.
SirAwesome 0
Seriously, they deserved it for wearing that shirt. Gay isn't a bad word to gay people anymore. They probably found your slip hilarious.
swimmmmx 0
sooooooooo? you'll prob nevr see them agaiiiin.
BaldOuting 0
where do you work ? was this a professional setting or like mcdonalds?
jskains 6
I want a straight pride shirt that says "We are even more everywhere!" Yes, grammatically incorrect, but funny. :)
Praesse 0
You're kind of stupid. But they most likely didn't care at all.
Travestie616 0
#7 stop being a feminist. It annoys the rest of us girls that aren't anal retentive. I don't see why so many people are saying the OP deserved it. It was a Freudian slip.. a really funny one, sure, but an uncontrollable mistake =)
darkmis1 18
@7: wuts wrong with the word "guys"? I'm a girl and when I hang out with my friends, both guy and girl, we all say "heyy guys" or "wuts up guys" there's nothing wrong with it-it's said all over. OP: if they were wearing a shirt like that, then they shouldn't have been really offended.
mandyreid_ 0
to all the people taking this post all seriously, shut the **** up. your ruining how ******* funny this is , jesus .
LJtheGreat 0
They deserve it for being freaks.