Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML
Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
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Dogmaw 0
You wear a shirt that says that, you can't be offended by "Hey, gays!". It's a little funny. A little. :)
Redders123 1
I live in SoCal - we refer to everyone here as "you guys". Just like in the south more than one person is "y'all". Guys doesn't always mean "male".
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Comments (194)
fortytwo 0
You could just press the report abuse button and not say anything about it like I did. Oh shit, I just said something about it. =( #20, 22, don't feed the trolls.
Panther_fml 0
I totally agree with #11. As for #18, You are rude! everyone deserves equal respect. #21: LOL
genius_man16 1
#19 Honestly you're comments are more annoying than the people saying "First" so you should just stop. kthnx Also i'm pretty sure #18's a troll, if not then they'll get theirs via Karma anyway.
omgwtfbbqlol 0
LOL! Epic win. Also, #11 is awesome.
containsnosoy 0
I'm not going to lie, that is really funny. I'd prolly of laughed if someone accidentally said that to me.
kapowi 0
What the hell? Those people deserve it for the shirts they wear. "Oh, lookie me! I'm gay, love me! I'm not caucasian, love me more!" **** MY life. I should find a shirt that says I'm straight and white. Oh wait, they don't have one. Because that would be racist. Dumb *****.
amberfield 0
at #10: because nobody cares anymore. i don't go around wearing a solid color shirt that says: "We're more prominent than the other" gay pride's cool and all, and i'm down with it, but i'm over it.
sparda4355 0
This FML sucks!
Turnip_Girl 0
Haha, that's a cute mistake to make!
thequeenofscots 0
Ha, I'm a lesbian and I would've thought it was funny had you said that. XD. So no worries.