Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I ran into my childhood crush. She was the one who made me realize I was bi, and I was enthralled by her. Too bad she was straight. She's only gotten more attractive, and now she's in my program. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
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davidhasmorefun 0
your reply " and I've always wanted to meet an ignorant bitch"
Darth_Draco 0
WTF? what a terrible rude thing to say!
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Comments (127)
segoroz 0
became your best friend and then you can say that you"re not gay and maybe get like your girlfriend
jpest17 5
was this youth group at church? then maybe you shouldent push this relation ship ant further
WhoDatNation96 0
"Wow I've always wanted to meet a bitch!"
RyanZhang22 1
tell her to go **** herself with a broom.
dyld921 2
I don't get why everyone takes this so seriously. Is being mistaken to be gay so horrible and bad that you had to put it on FML? Are you really that insecure of yourself? "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" "I'm not gay." THAT'S IT. That's all you had to say. Just those 3 words. Done. Complete. End of story. It's all over. The girl did nothing wrong. She just assumed you were gay. Just like how everyone else in the world assumed people were straight until they come out. I'm only gonna say this one last time. When a girl thinks you're gay, just tell her you're not. That's it. The rest is history. This is something you laugh about when you look back, not torment yourself.
Morphs 0
..on which you replied: "Thanks! I guess I look that good uh? ;-)" You did reply right? RIGHT??
Lam559 1
Accept the fact that your gay and move on. lol
Senken 0
I think she didn't want you hitting on her
ElainesFmlDaily 0
hahhahahahahahah Richard I think that ur my cuz lmao or ur jesse on Richard's phone hhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah she must be evil lmao go bitch slap her. U dont really look gay
stynomite 0
Hey man, that girl was probably just shit testing you. You should have said something like: "I'm actually a lesbian" or "I'm only gay if you're a dude" and just moved on. Definitely not FML worthy. So I'm going to say you pretty much deserved it for getting upset about it. Chances are it will happen again, so be prepared.