Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
He's obviously annoyed by your singing. Buy some speakers and piss him off even more. You can sing if you want. **** your neighbor (metaphorically)
whattod0 3
Maybe you shouldn't sing that loud? Or take some lessons?
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Comments (55)
Comet_Candy 23
Have Justin Bieber as your back up vocals next time!
CinnamonRugby 5
The hills are alive...with the sound of sarcasm. (above comment should be read with a tune)
Mandybruin 15
He's just jealous because you sing so well (haters are everywhere). What does he know about good singing anyway? Um...yeah.
caplox 6
Just keep singing, just keep singing singing singing.
Emerald_86 0
Time for you to sing louder ! .
afropuffjake 9
Try singing to some melodic death metal And see what he says :-)
baronvonstosch 0
Like maybe...pantera?
Ajwc101 24
Just take some singing lessons. :)
lenluigi 6
stop trying to sing JB then
sambudd14 2
And you thought the shower would drown out the sound!;)
baronvonstosch 0
Sing until your lungs give out. Singing means happiness, and joy keeps the world going.