Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML
Today, I wore noise-canceling headphones while cleaning my apartment. Apparently I'd been singing at the top of my lungs for nearly an hour, because my neighbor knocked on my door just to ask if everything was OK. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, the police knocked on my door, saying that they needed to investigate my house for animal abuse. Apparently the neighbours called, reporting a "screeching bird in pain". I have no bird, but I have been singing quite loudly recently. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
He's obviously annoyed by your singing. Buy some speakers and piss him off even more. You can sing if you want. **** your neighbor (metaphorically)
whattod0 3
Maybe you shouldn't sing that loud? Or take some lessons?
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Comments (55)
sailoroftheseas 7
And this is a perfect example of why I don't sing nor attempt to
sailoroftheseas 7
(I am a dog so it doesn't go over to well anyway)
Airman1988 9
Was it scream-o music you were singing?
Crazberry 5
I'm having flashbacks of my ex getting drunk and singing outside...
Pandacupcakelove 26
Screw him! You've got every right to sing in your own house! Just sing louder from now on ;)
robertlovespi 3
Except it's not their own house, its an apartment. You cannot interrupt somebody else's "quiet enjoyment" by law in most cities.
LSS_fml 18
Next time sing twice as loud!!
xxblmpknxx 10
Am I the only one who thinks it's rude to sing that loudly in an apartment?! I'm all for singing and what not for stress relief/fun, but if it's a problem for you're neighbors, tone it down a bit.
xxblmpknxx 10
Your*
robertlovespi 3
No I am surprised too by all the comments saying sing louder and such. I don't think any of those people live in an apartment building and realize how often and annoying it is you hear your neighbors.
braheem 5
you should perform in super star! lol
rattusrattus 19
Just don't sing at a funeral, you'll make people laugh. My dad did that, and now he's banned from singing in public.
reddudeover 2
Get a dying animal to show them what it really sounds like. Better they say? Now that is unfortunate.
perdix 31
Try out for American Idol. I only watch the auditions of that show, I couldn't care less about the contest part with the talented people -- I just love watching The Horribles.
KiddNYC1O 22
Likewise.
BumbleBug 0
It really brings up my self-esteem