Today, I lost my balance while peeing. I'll let your imagination do the rest. In the meantime, I'm going to take a shower and change my clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the shower when I thought I had to fart, so I ripped it. instead, I shat all over myself and my floor. I'm 30. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
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RichardPencil 32
Make sure you take off your clothes before you take a shower. I can't take for granted exactly how stupid you are.
Hangryko 32
YDI for not sitting on the toilet.
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Comments (4)
SirEnigM0nk 22
Damn Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch, how dare you interfere with the offerings of the faithful! Urinary misalignment before the Porcelain God has got to be embarrassing. You may now cleanse thyself via the Holy Shower of Moen. At least you are ok, except maybe your pride.
RichardPencil 32
Make sure you take off your clothes before you take a shower. I can't take for granted exactly how stupid you are.
Hangryko 32
YDI for not sitting on the toilet.
AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10
So, before you decided to take off your urine soaked clothes and shower the nastiness off yourself, you stopped here to submit an FML first?