Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was sitting on my terrace, I was wearing neither bright colors, nor any perfume, yet two bees seemed convinced that I must've been some type of flower and persistently tried to figure out where I was hiding my nectar. FML
Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML
Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
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24788 7
Haha, bees love you. At least it wasn't bears.
Jeffo314 0
Maybe you shouldn't be using honey as a hair conditioner then so you don't attract the bees like Nicolas Cage does. OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!
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Comments (108)
PureGold 0
Aww that sucks!! xP I hope you aren't allergic/don't get stung...you may want to put the conditioner away and start using it again in the fall or winter when there aren't as many bees out.
PureGold 0
Aww, that sucks so much for your dad!! I hope he was okay xP My friend once ordered a smoothie from a stand at a zoo, and when they handed her the drink, they also handed her a small square of gauze-ish material, not big enough to be a hand wipe. When she asked what the heck it was, the salesperson said "it's for the bee stings!". She thought it was really strange they'd anticipate her getting bee-stings from her drink, but sure enough, when she opened the top, a swarm of bees flew over and attacked her drink. Hahaha...like why sell it if they KNOW it will attract bees? xP
sonik42 0
that's why you don't buy honey scented
Dopehead666 21
Sue.
WFMS 0
couldn't of it been your food? maybe
Someone_somewere 7
I would be terrified (I'm allergic to bees and wasps)
NoMercy_fml 0
I guess you bought the shampoo that gives you bee-utiful hair.
Alexgoesfml 3
So you go: 'ah I'm attracting lots of bess, it must be my new conditioner!'.
burnhamt23 0
Burt's bees wax conditioner?
sasha717 0
or maybe JUST MAYBE...it was the food that attracted the bees. but hey idk...maybe that's just me thinking crazy?