Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was sitting on my terrace, I was wearing neither bright colors, nor any perfume, yet two bees seemed convinced that I must've been some type of flower and persistently tried to figure out where I was hiding my nectar. FML
Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML
Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
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24788 7
Haha, bees love you. At least it wasn't bears.
Jeffo314 0
Maybe you shouldn't be using honey as a hair conditioner then so you don't attract the bees like Nicolas Cage does. OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!
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Comments (108)
Invioletlight 0
You deserve this.
slipkid 0
ahh that sucks :/ I would've freaked! Bees scare the shit outta me. not as much as spiders though....
monkeychick56 0
That's what you get when you buy expensive stuff! And when you washed your hair did you find any honey???
beaniebabe 0
Was it made from honey? Cause that'll get ya
beaniebabe 0
They also may have been attracted to the food
gsfgf 0
BEEEES! Now I'm bored.
aback 5
Save the conditioner for the winter, anyway. No use wasting it.
c35ari0n 0
ok that sucks ! poor U
kukopia 0
That sux, but not a FML. Unless you mean F.MyLunch LOL Write to the Co. Maybe they'll give you free stuff.
Logica42 0
Yep. Spiders are pretty freaky creatures. Fast buggers. I just squished one the size of a half dollar. Buuuut yeah. Food or hair, getting chased by bees ain't fun.
Youre_not_sorry7 2
haha aww that totally stinks. one time my dad was fixing the roof and as he put the ladder on the ground he like crushed a bee hive or something that was down there and all these bees came flying out, up the ladder and stung him so he like jumps off the ladder and started running over to wear i was in the backyard waving his arms everywhere with bees still around him it was hilarious (and sad lol) after all the bees were gone, poor dads face and hands blew up like a balloon for a good 2 hours. thank the Lord he wasnt allergic haha but yea your fml reminded me of this. both sad/funny stories, hope youre not allergic :)
Youre_not_sorry7 2
yea he like refused to go to the doctor so we gave him little sympathy lol but he was okay omgsh thats crazy they shouldnt make drinks like that if they know ppl are gonna get stung....what if someone was allergic? like would they be able to take the drink back? lol