Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was sitting on my terrace, I was wearing neither bright colors, nor any perfume, yet two bees seemed convinced that I must've been some type of flower and persistently tried to figure out where I was hiding my nectar. FML
Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML
Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
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24788 7
Haha, bees love you. At least it wasn't bears.
Jeffo314 0
Maybe you shouldn't be using honey as a hair conditioner then so you don't attract the bees like Nicolas Cage does. OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!
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Comments (108)
Chfanfiction 0
Maybe it was your food, but you're probably right.
Ranoona 0
ooooo that sux u got stung alot?
yojoeletsmakeout 0
let me guess.. honey flavour?
nike1 0
Cause it's sweet?
BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0
Thats remides me of when I stole a chocolate bar from the fridge sneaked into my room, locked the door, and found that I trapped myself in a small room with this huge ass bumble bee. I tangled it up with my curtain and smashed it with my shoe into oblivion (Thank god for girly-ass lace curtains and DC shoes.)...Karmas a bitch when you steal your little sisters chocolate bar. lol FYL though.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
lol what difference did the types of curtains and shoes make?
BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0
Lace is see-through and acts like a net and DCs are flat on the bottom. :D Theyre perfect for bug catchin/smooshin.
fmlforever_2 0
lol that made me roflmfao wow karma IS a bitch
xHaniffax 0
0_0 I would have dieeedd omg I hate bugs and insects and creepy crawlies and everything like that omg I'm gonna die this summer OP that is so horrible I actually cringed reading this post *shudder*
aback 5
Could be worse. You could be allergic to bees.
eyehurts 0
FYL i hope you changed conditioners...
starflake 3
Bees MAKE honey, not collect it..
audax 0
umm, they collect it too-- it's what they eat to survive. They typically produce much more honey than they need, so beekeepers can remove a certain amount from the "hives" to commercially produce honey.
Redneck325Ci 0
That's called pollen...
fyourlife33 0
Yeah bees make honey people, but a good original fml I'm glad to see one and not a repeat from last week, thank you
popemichael 9
FYL... however that's a borderline. Flower scents fool bees as well. I thought it was common knowledge. I was wrong.