Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was sitting on my terrace, I was wearing neither bright colors, nor any perfume, yet two bees seemed convinced that I must've been some type of flower and persistently tried to figure out where I was hiding my nectar. FML
Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML
Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML
Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
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24788 7
Haha, bees love you. At least it wasn't bears.
Jeffo314 0
Maybe you shouldn't be using honey as a hair conditioner then so you don't attract the bees like Nicolas Cage does. OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!
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Comments (108)
grlwitperlEring 0
Well I suppose this gives a new meaning to the hairstyle called a beehive... it could have been worse though if your shampoo had contained banana oil the bees would have been stinging you like crazy probably because banana oil is very similar to their alarm pheremone your hair product probably just smelled like flowers either that or you're a dumbass and it was your food attracting the bees not your hair... which is probably the case
papertigers_fml 0
tell me what kind it is so i can avoid it. very afraid of bees.
fmlforever_2 0
i hear u
Wubbly 0
Ooo shiny, I've been afraid of that myself actually *Scaaared of bees* DO NOT BUY ANYTHING SWEET! *looks around paranoid* P.S. YDI, should have thought of that. ZummmZumm.
lexilovesyou 0
Wow that sucks! I hate bees!
siriuslee 0
Hope you're not allergic! I have the same problem but with mosquitos, even when I don't use scented stuff... :(
CruelSirDrum 0
...."and knowing is half the battle."
onepctech 0
expensive go to wal-mart.
Sappheyes 0
Pretty bad picnic, I hope you didn't get stung! I used to use a body lotion that had natural fruit acids in it. Turns out dogs really liked the way it smelled and tasted. As in, they would run up to me and start licking my legs like crazy. It was pretty funny, but I had to stop using it.
inkedgeek 0
are you sure its not your smelly muff?
Diz 0
Hrmn, this weather so nice-outside thing seems familiar...