Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML
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Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend's future sister-in-law ask him not to bring me to the wedding. Apparently, me being so much shorter than everyone else is "embarrassing" and "would make the pictures look weird." FML
Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
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Marialani 10
Whale that wasn't very nice of them
mintymandy 11
I'd rather not be in a wedding for anyone like that anyway...family or not.
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Marialani 10
Whale that wasn't very nice of them
etoilenuit 15
I would've entered the room and called them out. Family or not, you have to stand up for yourself!
EdenCrystal 21
But everyone loves Shamu!
LeFrogDog 27
I wonder whats up with all the people talking ugly about others being ugly.
perdix 31
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For her rudeness, I hope the cops pull the sister over and give her a cetacean!
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
@33 They were saying shes fat, not ugly. You can control being fat, unfortunately for ugly people though they cant control how they look.
SuckMeBeautifu1 24
Wow OP people can be so mean! You are beautiful, and majestic and extremely endangered. Everybody please join the cause and call 1-800 SAVE THE WHALES
mintymandy 11
I'd rather not be in a wedding for anyone like that anyway...family or not.
calvino15 7
Exactly. Even though she is family how could they do that.
Angelic_Author 16
The sister is a worthless bitch, OP should get revenge. Op should put lard in all of her sister's food. Then see how the **** likes being called fat, by that I mean you should definitely call her a fatass bitch afterwards. Do it to your mom as well, then get in shape and laugh at them.
TunaFireStarter 16
You shouldn't have to "get in shape" to teach someone a lesson. And besides, for all we know, OP isn't even big. Her family could have unrealistic standards and she is just a little outside that range. My sister calls me fat, and even when I was a bit overweight I was still much more healthy than her so it didn't even matter.
Angelic_Author 16
Obviously, but in my opinion the revenge would be so much sweeter. These are only suggestions, something I would do.
DanielleinDC 34
I might not want to GO to the wedding of anyone like that, even if she is family.
octaviamarieb 18
tell them to kiss your ass and that you didn't want to do it anyways
chocolatefrog28 29
Family or not, I would have walked into the room and offered to "Blackfish" their asses for being so callous.
Link/DD 13
You should've walked in and asked what they are talking about in a very sarcastic voice
Km1490 20
If I was you I wouldn't even be her bridesmaid.. her lost!
TunaFireStarter 16
She didn't want OP to be a bridesmaid ...
lottiepop 2
Bridesmaid or not it's still her sisters loss x
xAmybbx 22
Photobomb! Make sure you wear a black and white dress too.
deep_derp 9
i'd include a fountain to make it that much better :')
Ihavegas 22
do it in a burkha
x3jmac27 22
Id slap them. They deserve it for being so rude to you.
kmartFTW 12
bahahaha.. touché
desidog 12
Loose some weight.