Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
izzy_the_pessimist
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
DopeDickDover
United States
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
uglyguy252
United States
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
british_babe
London, United Kingdom
Uggos R us
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
teach
Canada
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Anonymous
United States
Caught in the act
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
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dsr9016 0
you should've punched her in the mouth then apologized to her by saying you thought she was a male.
mizled 0
Does that make you the ugliest person...?
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Comments (97)
SkoomaKi 28
You're ugly then....no?
Toothbrush12 9
Everyone is entitled to an opinion. OP didn't SAY she was ugly to her face, right? It wasn't karma! Many of these commenters are calling OP ugly without even SEEING him before; stop being judgemental when you're just as bad. You might say that he's ugly because he judged the girl, but the girl judged him, too! This has FYL written all over it. Are you trying to say that every single one of you finds everyone in the universe attractive? That girl sounded like a bitch. At least OP didn't comment on her lack of attractiveness, thus giving him more of a heart than her.
SnowManRTC 4
calling her ugly is just plain mean. youre a jerk.
Roley4498 14
but she's got the personality to match
fuckallyoupeople 4
Who you callin ugly, ugly.
darkfireflame 15
Apparently she's the second most ugly girl.
KoalaBek 23
If you think lovely thoughts they will shine out of your face and you'll always be beautiful. Maybe she finds your personality repulsive as you judge others on their looks?
thatguynamedsky 32
I think I know what makes her ugly
sarcasticone 8
perhaps the world does not in fact revolve around you and the comment had nothing to do with you at all. or perhaps beauty is in the eye of the beholder and you emit such an ugliness to her by judging others on their outward appearances. but we will never know and you ger to live with that unknown.
Di11y 11
Get a her a bag filled with a tooth brush, toothpaste, shampoo, and a self help book.