Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I asked a very attractive girl out, then later I ended up talking with her. One of my friends comes up to us and points out that I'm beet red and, "blushing like a bitch". She notices and laughs. FML
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
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Top comments
whatarethisss 23
She sounds like an immature teenager.
shadowdragon0820 20
Tell her you made a bet with some friends that you lost and that your punishment was to ask her out. That'll knock her down a peg.
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Comments (97)
whatarethisss 23
She sounds like an immature teenager.
Nickynick123456 24
I'm torn between ydi and fml.
whatunicorn 17
Agreed ^ OP you dodged a bullet there!
higgysaurus 18
How would OP deserve it....?
americanafrican 32
for not taking care of the zit
9a_1z 12
He's a teenager. When you're a teenager sometimes you get zits you can't simply 'take care' of.
Shadowstryker 9
Sounds like half the teenagers in my school
nikkipettyfer 24
Don't give those people your time.
Tendou_fml 12
Seriously OP?? Are you in middle school ? She looks at you and laughs so you just walk up to her and casually ask her if she would like to go out ? I understand if you were trying to flirt or joke around but if you were serious YDI
Welshite 40
Exactly. You know they are really into you when they start screaming in terror and running away. That's how I got my girlfriends. Just make sure to carry extra rope.
Seabass_Chan 33
Right, OP should have waited until - say, prom to ask her out. Or maybe during a fire drill. Smh.
trustyourfamily 7
don't hate cuz the guy is trying, you never know with women, we are complex beings
9a_1z 12
Asking a cute girl out sure beats wallowing in misery because you don't have the guts to approach anyone. It's not like he was crass or inappropriate about it.
DoomedGemini 38
I see no problem with it? Most girls expect boys to ask then out rather than them doing it but when a boy does after thinking she was interested he's wrong for doing it? It's completely understandable that he thought she was interested, but obviously she was just a bitch.
gracehi 33
Not sure if joking or just stupid.
mwali02 32
I agree with #61. You can try just about any pick up line on a girl that likes you and get a positive response. On the flip side, you could have the best line in the book, and a girl who couldn't care less still may not give you the time of day. In this case, the little tween girl was definitely rude, OP, but keep up the confidence. Guys will respect that, and the right girl will appreciate it. Good luck!!! :)
ChopSuey444 20
Personally I think OP is awesome for having the confidence to see a cute girl and just go for it. No one does that anymore.
shadowdragon0820 20
Tell her you made a bet with some friends that you lost and that your punishment was to ask her out. That'll knock her down a peg.
void669 4
Think he may have missed the chance on that one
demonicninja 15
It truly does. That happened to me.
liquifiednate 21
This reminds me of when I was in high school and some girl would constantly call me hideous or ugly and then one day I just about had enough and said, "you know I would argue with you but my mom told me ugly people have nothing to lose." And just like that she stopped making fun of me and we somehow became friends.
Wideout40 21
May I recommend proactive? Also she sounds really immature
bazookajoey 27
Proactiv is horrible for your skin
doodycakes 16
That stuff doesn't work at all. You gotta get a prescription from your doctor
MDoremis 38
I had a chemical burn on my face after using that shit. I highly recommend NOT using it.
nightmare3335 10
Back hand her
whatunicorn 17
You sound as immature as the girl he asked out.
XComedy 14
Should of said yeah bigger than yo lil ass
Rysal5 15
Sick burns bro
worldclassrager 41
Time to fix your hair...
ShowMeKay 20
Lol what does OP's hair have to do with a zit on his face?
Geckosrock99 33
If you mean fix his hair in such a way the zit can't be seen, that could make it worse. Especially if he has greasy hair.
Tripartita 45
Her loss; zits can make really cool explosive sounds when they pop, and she won't be with you if that happens.
UnluckyLatina 22
This is slightly disturbing
fastnachter 15
Slightly??
acps199610 12
Very*
beeferjay 34
a real pro could have gotten the digits...
XxDanno316xX 27
A real pro would have made a decent comment.
tosdyke 16
you project yourself to be a complete douche...
Lalala579121 28
Well if all the "real pros" are going after the immature girls like that, more power to them. Leaves the good girls for the rest of us.