Mr. Shawzy
Canada
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
steven
Canada
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
izzy_the_pessimist
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
DopeDickDover
United States
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
uglyguy252
United States
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
british_babe
London, United Kingdom
Uggos R us
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
teach
Canada
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Anonymous
United States
Caught in the act
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
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dsr9016 0
you should've punched her in the mouth then apologized to her by saying you thought she was a male.
mizled 0
Does that make you the ugliest person...?
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WhyworldWhy 0
turn around and go look who's talking
Rach_star 0
LOL, #3 Made me laugh more than the post...... Then i read #31. Hahahahahahaha
beritis 0
so what? did you walked past mirror or something?...
bored690 0
LOL! it's just school, it doesn't last forever. Although on the internet apparently it does...
babybubz 0
..and you automatically assumed she was talking about you? either you have an enormous ego and think the world revolves around you.. ..or you're super insecure and paranoid. Either way you're a huge douche for calling anyone the 'ugliest' person anywhere. Who are you to judge?
bbysteph87 3
agree!!!
ryguy997 0
SO WHAT PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL INSULT EACH OTHER SO BAD EVEN IF THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS.
gomego87 0
YDI for being uglier than the ugliest girl in your school.
MyDailyLife 1
Give her a paper bag and write on it put over your head
ghost010 6
So you must be the ugliest guy in school then
eriinbaby 0
I enjoy this :)