Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML
Uggos R us
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Caught in the act
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
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dsr9016 0
you should've punched her in the mouth then apologized to her by saying you thought she was a male.
mizled 0
Does that make you the ugliest person...?
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Comments (97)
busybee23 0
You called her ugly so she called you ugly. Karma is a bitch. Get over it.
hcolovex0x 0
You think she's ugly and she thinks your ugly. That's what happens when you are a moron to someone. YDI
breathemein 10
karma
Iwannabetreo 11
You just smell bad :)
videogamejunkie 0
You're a jackass.
Stephai 0
Maybe you were holding up a mirror.
beritis 0
i was thinking the same.
Crimso 0
he's honest
iFruit 0
Maybe she was saying eww because she thought of something nasty. Or maybe there was a huge bug near you, or a kid with a huge crusty pimple and a gross booger or something. Unless you're sure that she was looking directly at you and/or said your name, you have nothing to worry about.
Crush2000bj 0
Say what you want, but she's probably prettier than you on the inside. How can you be positive she was looking at you? Anyway, does NOBODY care that he called someone the ugliest girl in school? Imagine being labeled that, it's just horrible.
R3nesmee 0
The first few people to reply are idiots.