Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, after flying halfway across the world to see the man I love, he admitted cheating on me several days before I arrived, not only with someone I know, but with someone I hate. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
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nonsensical 26
That must've been scary as ****. I wouldve tied her down and told her to get her shit together until we landed!
mattzawesome 28
Those smaller planes are iffy to begin with; I can't imagine the trauma of a distracted pilot on top of that.
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Comments (74)
Mathalamus 25
She is a ******* idiot. Should wait until he can't crash the plane, at least.
schreibergx93 19
It's easy to say 'I would've....' Honestly, who doesn't lose their shit when they find out their partner is cheating? I don't want to say it's only women because I know some guys who have done horrible things when they found out their gf was cheating. Glad you did make it safely OP!
DoomedGemini 38
While the yelling and screaming is understandable, attacking the person flying the plane? Sorry, there's no excuse in my opinion.
R2Y2 22
Dumping them immediately and getting them out of your life as soon as possible is a much more satistfying way to show them how wrong cheating is, imo. The pilot's girlfriend was really stupid though, is a (now) failed relationship worth your life?
more4me 27
Well sure, you lose your shit, but unless you have a death wish you wait until you're off the ******* plane ans THEN you rip the guy a new one! or better yet, punch him in the face, kick him in the balls... whatever it takes. AFTER you all land! What an idiot!
deathperado 0
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Beating and kicking in the balls for cheating...cool.so beating a cheating woman and pour acid into her... Is okay too? Same effect, might only hurt so much you hope you pass out, or you might be infertile and even impotent. Women are surely the superior nonviolent gender...not...
queencabello 19
This would be true if she hadn't beat him cause no one in their right mind would do that
pandaxpress 19
#36 The way you wrote that makes it sound like you have a problem with women. Nobody said women weren't violent and if read correctly, I believe the point was to wait until the damn plane landed instead of being an upset lunatic while it was flying.
raaron773 19
Wow that's very uncool
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Wow! What an idiot. How is being upset over being cheating on worth your life?
Halfass 8
what an airhead.
NYGiants1925 22
Is she out of her mind!?
Obito_Uchiha651 17
It's times like this I wonder what's going on through the persons mind when they say "yeah OP totally deserves this" and hit the you deserve it button
DarkStorm2Bad 14
I know, right? I think some people just press it for the sake of pressing it.
Geckosrock99 33
There is a badge for voting YDI x amount of times. They could just be trying to get it.
becca1998 22
Planes are basically flying death traps
timaeusTestified 15
If that's the case, then cars are death traps on wheels that are thousands of times more deadly.
khalil_kaf 8
terrorism fail
Siehnados 17
This sounds a lot like the plot of a recent episode of Cyanide and Happiness.