Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back into the house, screaming, "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
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Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML
Today, I'd gotten home from dropping my boyfriend off when my dad said, "Your phone's been buzzing." I had a text saying, "You're grounded" from my Dad. My "Take your birth control" had been going off for a half an hour while I was gone. FML
Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML
Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Today, my dad handed me my refilled birth control prescription. I thanked him, and he replied, "Well, God forbid you run out and reproduce." FML
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML
Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML
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withered 30
I think that's something you should want to hear. Your daughter is having sex responsibly. That is a good thing.
ashlyrose45 12
better than running in yelling she's pregnant
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Comments (6)
withered 30
I think that's something you should want to hear. Your daughter is having sex responsibly. That is a good thing.
ashlyrose45 12
better than running in yelling she's pregnant
Catto-Golden 23
Dude, just because she takes birth control doesn't mean she's having sex, especially not that she's having sex right this minute
JackFaire 27
As a father that's something I would want to hear. Much better than "You're gonna be a grandpa"
IHaveThePower 18
She's taking responsibility for her own health and wellbeing--the pill is a lot more than just birth control, and if she's on it, she's also getting reproductive care that will help make sure she doesn't get sick from things like cancer, either. You should be proud of her for taking care of herself.
Hangryko 32
She's preventing unwanted pregnancy. Sounds like a "you" problem.