Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, after I flew 16 hours across the world to see my girlfriend, on the fifth day of the holiday we broke up because she ended up telling me she "can't do distance." After all those hours of flying, we spent the last 3 days in the hotel room mostly crying, and I asked her face to face, "Why did you break me?" She left; I'm broken. FML
Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
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roflinyourwaffle 0
at least you're on vacation. your ex had to fly back 2000 miles by herself.
bARbi3_d0Ll 0
what a waste of time
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bARbi3_d0Ll 0
what a waste of time
luis420 0
more like waste of money
bARbi3_d0Ll 0
especially a waste of money
parii 0
Agreed.
roflinyourwaffle 0
more like a waste of unrofled waffles.
khadijah32594 3
i def agree that is a total wast of time and ur money
legonut4 0
it's funny because she just wasted a lot of time and money
swimchic007 0
what a bitch. At least you can still enjoy your vacation without her...
kassieparis 8
aww FYL. i guess you could always go on your own and meet new women? x
Averizzle 0
No one say anything about number 16 and his trolling. Crap I just did
airborn54 0
That's why you get vacation insurance, but that sukes dude, she sounds like a spoiled bitch
roflinyourwaffle 0
it sure does suke.
dancingxthexmoon 0
time is money.
Rejectofsociety9 0
What #19 & #20 said. Sucky time for it to be done (totaly bitch-move), but you've got a hotel room(?) with a double bed, I'm guessing, right? Vacation's a good place to get over her ;)
xileWabbit 0
ouuch :( hope she paid for her own ticket >< ... no? :( fyl op
lollipopblue 0
I def agree with 40!!
imaginaryvoice 18
OP and his decided to somewhere for vacation. got off the, got their , all through the airport, and as were standing outside, broke and told it was over. Now is standing outside, on vacation by self. In the end, is , and is .
seanders 10
Sounds to me like your vacation just got better! Might as well use those condoms you packed;)(Assuming you packed some)
seanders 10
Also I woulda told security she had something suspicious looking in her bag and got her searched n everything. And if she got arrested even better
mrguy266 0
It's imaginary voice! lol I missed the story time!
imaginaryvoice 18
Hahaha thanks Adan and Guy
pajamurao 0
what the hell r u complaining on fml for?! go party!!
Sharpie23 7
Dude go hook up with some hot ***** on vacation.
groundzeromma 8
this FML will turn into a YDI unless u get laid on YOUR vacation
DeadMoose 0
*looked not looks OP. but hey now that your single and on vacation, have some fun with the local ladies!! ;)
The_Disturbed 5
If you're going to correct people's grammar, get it right yourself. "you're single", not "your single" I think OP is trying to say it in a more present tense, hence "looks at me and says" as opposed to "looked at me and said" Either that or OP is unable to differentiate between tenses. And OP, FYL. The only way that would be any worse is if you're the one who paid for the tickets. Just try and enjoy what remains of your holiday, and try using the time away to get over her.
ravensunnyd 0
now you can have crazy unprotected sex to get over her with random bar scanks ;D
alsnyder12 0
16 - shut up
marcranger 29
ydi for being a ****--I mean, being stupid--no, wait, having a penis. actually, any one of the above implies the other two. no wonder she broke up with you, *****.
skroal 7
YDI for expecting her to do it for so long.
pippymiskers 4
maybe you'll meet another girl on vacation. just keep looking and don't end up with a biatch this time ;)
kate714 12
lol legonut cracks me up everytime I read his/her comments LOL :) thanks for the laugh! ^_^
brandon425 1
it's funny how you try to cover up your lack of an ass by standing like an idiot. it just makes you look like a ****.
dont_be_that_guy_fml 0
You don't need her! Hit a bar and have a one nighter!
IgniteCS 0
is funny cause you are here complaning instead of getting laid on your vacation
needsagf14 12
both
nismo_r2 5
she has someone else!!! wow she couldn't bare without the other guy!
sovietkiwi 0
why is everyone saying YDI....
sovietkiwi 0
why is everyone saying YDI....
katie754 0
well you don't need her. cheer up :) plenty of fishes in the sea.
roflinyourwaffle 0
the plural of fish is fish. you're welcome
dancingxthexmoon 0
lol. :)
TooMany 0
or fishies :)
sourgirl101 29
I say "fish" but "fishes" is also correct.
Taipan_fml 0
Fish is plural for more than one of the same species of fish. Fishes is plural for more than one species of fish. You're welcome.
roflinyourwaffle 0
at least you're on vacation. your ex had to fly back 2000 miles by herself.
Cinn_fml 23
Won't the OP also have to fly back on his own? (It's rare that holiday romances go home)
roflinyourwaffle 0
but at least he's somewhere nice for a chance to enjoy himself.
Cinn_fml 23
True, and to not be lonely for the same period of time in which she will be. Unless she's one of those people who actually talks to the people around them on trains and planes...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
He won't necessarily have to fly back by himself; he COULD get off his interweb cybermachine and go meet some locals, get laid (FORNICATE!!!), and bring a special one back with him to rub in his ex's face. ANYWAY, OP: YDI for having bags.
Cinn_fml 23
You really like the word fornicate don't you, Trollz? :P
Trollz4daLULZ 2
is it THAT obvious? :( I'll try to be a bit more subtle (and I pronounced the B in that word just to bug everyone).
Cinn_fml 23
It's only obvious because every time an FML involving sex comes up you say 'ydi for fornicating'... and then coupled with the comment you made a few moments ago where you insisted on putting it in even though you'd said 'get laid' first...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Sometimes I tell people TDI for NOT fornicating... Almost no matter WHAT, OP DI.
Cinn_fml 23
That is why you're called Trollz :P
roflinyourwaffle 0
Trollz4daLULZ, TDI fail. you must redeem yourself by telling all the OPs on the intimacy section YDI FOR FORNICATING!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
waaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you. except for the ones who weren't; TDI for not fornicating.
imaginaryvoice 18
Lmfao. Trollz, I love your picture. Just thought I'd let you know :)
yummcookie 0
I'm assuming OP will be pretty upset about it and therefore won't have such a great time, despite being abroad. I know I wouldn't!
xxgallardolp560 5
It's ok op now you can hook up with new people from wherever it is that you are at. Damn anti flood.
kristir9426 0
yes! go find new women to talk to and enjoy!
Cinn_fml 23
If a girl's stupid enough to decide at that point to end the relationship, she really isn't worth it, OP. So just have a good time without her.
beautikill 4
your single, on vacation, alone... time for the REBOUND!!
JeffGoesRawrr 0
16- Thanks For Pointing Out The ******* Obvious Things That 4 People Already Said. SMH.
roflinyourwaffle 0
actually, sir, you lose. i shake my head at you in disdain.
JINJANINJA 0
Damn that sucks OP. At least now you can do whatever you want on vacation.
Jimboom 12
If you paid for it then sorry to hear that. If you both paid your own way then enjoy it!