Today, after weeks of thinking about how to ask my crush out, I finally was ready to message her on Instagram, only to find out that she unfollowed me after watching my last story. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, I messaged a crush (it was mutual and we adored each other) from five years ago, just to talk. He seemed happy and we had a good convo talking about how our lives have changed, until he said, “Uh I seriously don’t remember you though, lol. Thanks for the follow, though”. then left me on seen and unfollowed me. FML
Today, I accidentally followed and inboxed my crush from my dog’s Instagram account. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
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spinspinsugar 12
psh, in my day we had to call our crush's landline phone and *gasp!* talk to the parent that picks up the phone!
RichardPencil 32
I'm guessing your story was as boring as this story.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
I'm guessing your story was as boring as this story.
spinspinsugar 12
psh, in my day we had to call our crush's landline phone and *gasp!* talk to the parent that picks up the phone!
awildwhisper 30
Agreed, I'm young and I still wouldn't date someone if they asked over text. If they want to date the girl, they should ask in person.
spinspinsugar 12
hell yeah! glad a youngin still knows what up
lifeis4me 20
What was your last story?