Today, the pizza delivery guy saw me in my underwear. My boyfriend is so ashamed of me that he pointed out to the guy twice that we were just roommates. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
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Top comments
Ben_Dover831 19
I think it's time to reevaluate your relationship because if he loves you he should not be embarrassed by the way you look.
_Peppermint_ 34
Wtf shouldn't he do the opposite??
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Comments (62)
QueenBeeGotStung 24
Time to move on and find someone who actually values you. You don't deserve to be around someone who's going to put you down like that, regardless of what you look like.
friskygrandma 15
..... i'm not one to say dump his ass, but dump his sorry ass
lusanna 19
A major red flag, time to sit his ass down and have a talk
kmpotator 13
Sometimes, pants are appropriate.
wolfgurl28 10
You should have told the pizza guy your boyfriend is gay and likes him... kinda rude he would do that to you.
RememberSchlitz 9
To the curb with him!
bfo76 8
Time for him to GTFO. There's no excuse for lying about being with someone because he's embarrassed to be with you. Throw his pathetic ass out and find someone better who isn't a worthless shitbag.
Ise_fml 6
Dear OP, I think you mean EX-boyfriend. Don't let anyone treat you like that. Imagine yourself 5 years down the road, emotionally destroyed by such a man. Think about yourself and your wellbeing. You deserve better.
MaxBlammo 4
I see nothing wrong there. If he loves you and is ashamed of you and how you look. Does he really care more about you or himself?
sargeantsnark 3
Invite your most attractive male friend over and introduce him to your "roommate" on your way out the door to catch a movie or something.