Today, my boyfriend and I were furniture shopping. They had miniature versions built of some of the desks. He commented how they were "cute for little kids" to use. They were 6 inches tall. I had to explain to him that they were only models, not real desks. I'm dating Zoolander. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
Today, when I finally got delivered the new kitchen table that I ordered online a week ago, I found out that it was actually a kitchen table for a dollhouse, as I forgot to check the size. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I ordered a designer jacket online. When it arrived, it was doll-sized. It turns out that I bought a limited edition meant for action figures. FML
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Top comments
hotshot0185 15
What is this...... A school for ants
xlord 27
Seriously, it need to be at least 2 or 3 times bigger!!!
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Comments (71)
hotshot0185 15
What is this...... A school for ants
FMLbutYDI 17
Indeed.
\ 28
"Zoolander..." One of Spyro's accomplices, I believe?
ironichalibut 24
What is this, a desk for mice?
greenfishbait 19
At least he's thinking about the children. He realizes there's more to life than being really really ridiculously looking.
omg36 7
How can you expect the children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building. The desks have to be at least THREE TIMES BIGGER THAN THIS.
rocketiquette 20
He can only redeem himself if he builds a center for children who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too.
Awesome58422599 19
At least OP's boyfriend can turn left
browneyes126 9
yessssss. ;P I love it
lucyy123 14
Run
HowAreYouToday 34
Don't trip over the ant tables though.
cottoncandymango 17
A zoolander, indeed.
HopelesslyCiara5 19
Maybe he meant kids can use them for their dolls
mete_orito 34
I agree. When I read this FML I had the same thought.
xlord 27
Seriously, it need to be at least 2 or 3 times bigger!!!
fakedsincerity 32
He's absolutely right!
Aggressive 11
Buy him one 12 inches tall and tell him they are cute for adults.
chanellgymnast 17
Is his idea of "kids" the size of an ant? Or is his brain just the size of a nut?
bob226 7
Hey maybe he just needs glasses?
kewpiesuicide 29
Blurry vision doesn't tend to make objects look any bigger
tiernang 21
I dont think glasses make kids suddenly a couple feet bigger... Or desks smaller.
tiernang 21
Sorry, 44 beat me to it.
MakeTodayADTR 20
Does the Prime Minister of Malaysia need some added protection?! xD but seriously he probably meant that they would be good for kids to play with. I hope.
awkwardloveannie 28
my little brother likes miniature things maybe he thought of kids like him?