Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML
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Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
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TayonaC 10
Do you know how many people pee in pools? If you're grossed out by one person maybe you shouldn't go to public pools because a large majority of people pee in them.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
That's gross! I think you should have a word with your son about this.
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PrimeEvilTahir 24
That's gross! I think you should have a word with your son about this.
patrickalamo 48
Reply back with the word "grounded" Then announce he will not be on facebook for a week.
talinatr 1
I don't think it's necessary to embarrass him on Facebook in front of all of his friends, it's tough enough being a kid already. Plus, there's no evidence that he actually did it. Just talk to him and tell him that's not okay to do!
Twonty2 6
I don't get the big deal really, all you have to do is shock it. May be a pain but it's clean afterwards. It's not worthy of being grounded over.
borkchop1992 15
At practice everybody pisses in the pool.
emag_eht 18
It says he liked a picture. It doesn't mean that he's doing that. I like a lot of things on Facebook but it doesn't mean I'm doing them right in the moment that I like them. and as long as you have chlorine in your pool you don't have to worry about pee as much. Just don't drink the water.
SassieCat6 16
I agree with 66. Also it might not have been the caption he was liking, it could have been the picture itself.
onlychildFTW 34
I'm sure everyone at one point has peed in a pool at least once. That's why chlorine is around. You should think about the ocean. Peeing and pooping animals and ships that dump their waste into it as well. Now that's gross.
KeepTalking 6
Ydi for having your children on Facebook!
Xythenol 6
I think it's a pretty good thing that the kid has a Facebook, otherwise OP would've never found out.
MizzKilljoy69 11
the kids can be older than you think, even If they do still pee in the pool :p lol
Futacy 30
Yeah, it's OP and the other 140,000,000 parents who let their kids on facebook.
KeepTalking 6
I said having your kid - as in having them as a friend not letting them on. Get your facts right before you talk?
Dixbfloppin 11
106 - It's funny because your username makes that comment ironic. Oh, and you seem like a total bitch who hates being proven wrong so badly that they reply to a response comment almost two months later.
solosohigh 15
gross. if it makes you feel any better, the chlorine apparently kills everything instantly... yep, still gross.
1221jamw 11
Yeah I never understood, wouldn't the chlorine be unhealthy in a pool if it kills everything?
dominic1221 6
Hah! If it killed everything, girls would be getting yeast infections left, right and center.
lolfood 24
How old is your son to be posting that on Facebook? O.o
nachiketin 11
They did not post. Simply liked. And Facebook allows young people to sign up too. Mostly all young ones lie about their age.
lolfood 24
Woops, I misread it. But still.
onlychildFTW 34
My cousin is 8 yet 13 on Facebook. I wonder why??? Yeah lots of kids lie about their age.
TayonaC 10
Do you know how many people pee in pools? If you're grossed out by one person maybe you shouldn't go to public pools because a large majority of people pee in them.
jemmers 13
I know of parents telling their kids to just pee in the pool instead of getting out.
freshlybreezy 15
Errmmm..."swimming in MY pool". It was the OP's own pool. Not a public pool. They have very right to be grossed out that someone peed in their own pool.
Inheritance 10
5 is trying to say its a lot worse in public pools. Also parents shouldn't be grossed out to much of their young ones peeing in the pool, considering they share same DNA, and because OP had the kid.
nukeacat 9
She did mention it was in OP's own pool. She's just saying to not go to a public pool.
AClassActx3 7
Shes swimming in her pool though & forget DNA. That's still nasty
Calyx_fml 22
All pools are toilets. And the more kids that swim in the pool the more of a toilet it is. The only pool that is not a toilet is a solo private pool that no one but you uses and is locked and covered when you are not. YDI
Khariau 8
It must be a way, to tell you you have to heat the pool :P
rorburt 11
Nice useless ass comma.
KBeatz 5
I just don't see the satisfaction of peeing in a pool. I think he's just too lazy to get out to drain the main vein.
kimmi41509 10
Better make sure to shock the hell out of it!
IAmJad 18
What are you talking about?
raraisbang 12
Shock: a chemical treatment used to quickly and effectively disinfect pools, generally used before or after the pool is to be used.
kimmi41509 10
Thank you, 80.
coolbrony12 3
That was extremely descriptive. Are you some kind of human dictionary?
kiran_fml 5
She could be a human googler.
matthew3 2
Straighten the kid out!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Why? Is he crooked? *Ba dum tiss!* *booed off stage*
matthew3 2
Please, tell more about your career as a comedian?
BuffaloSabres134 8
Get the chemical that makes the water turn blue when someone urinates, once they do it, take a picture and tag him Facebook
kimmi41509 10
Ah, reference to Grown Ups. Good movie.
Dixbfloppin 11
I don't think that was a movie reference, Kimmi. That chemical actually exists.
kimmi41509 10
I didn't know that. I wish I did before, because I'm sure my brother and his little brat friends pee in my pool!
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
That chemical actually doesn't exist. There are so many chemicals in the pool that it wouldn't be able to pick up the traces of urine.
iDerp 3
54 - It does exist. In a public pool near where I live, they use a chemical similar to that so whenever someone pees, the water around them turns into a noticeably different colour and they are asked to get out of the water by a lifeguard. Either that, or everyone who lives nearby pees out rainbows.
SeedlessMe 13
54 is correct people, stop thumbing her down. This is a myth they use to scare children into not peeing in the pool. There are definitely too many chemicals in a swimming pool to differentiate them from your urine. Just please don't take this as an 'okay' to go ahead and pee in the pool, that's just gross. ;)
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100629210116AAawqJ6 82- I guess the people where you live must piss rainbows.
iDerp 3
97 - Yep they totally piss rainbows. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go shit out an elephant.