Today, I thought I had a good talk about personal hygiene and infection risk with my 6-year-old. Later, he told his mom he won’t poop any more, because his butt will "fall off." FML
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Mightytall 35
Yay! My first ever published fml! What did I do? I showed him how to hold the paper and told him he needs to wipe with new paper until it stays clean. And that if he does not, he will run around smelly and eventually risk getting an infection. The whole time he looked me straight in the eyes and listened intently, but the only thing that really stuck was apparently the part where I said that a really bad infection can cause him to lose parts of his popo in the worst case. So ya, FML
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DykasuarusRex 5
What did you tell him!?
RichardPencil 32
If he can pull that off, it sounds like the exact opposite of a... ...wait on it... ...shitty situation.
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RichardPencil 32
If he can pull that off, it sounds like the exact opposite of a... ...wait on it... ...shitty situation.
DykasuarusRex 5
What did you tell him!?
Mightytall 35
Yay! My first ever published fml! What did I do? I showed him how to hold the paper and told him he needs to wipe with new paper until it stays clean. And that if he does not, he will run around smelly and eventually risk getting an infection. The whole time he looked me straight in the eyes and listened intently, but the only thing that really stuck was apparently the part where I said that a really bad infection can cause him to lose parts of his popo in the worst case. So ya, FML
twin 18
wipe and wipe till brown leaves town.