Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML
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OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.
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cocacola999 27
Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.
blueiceninja 13
The dog would never make you choose
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TomoeShinShi 8
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Oh.
Mightyrif 23
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Vagitarian1 10
I can totally relate. My ex loved to tell everyone she would throw a man out of her bed before her dogs. Well, she did. I hope she's happy not living among humans.
lexa1love 16
I think it depends on the relationship. If you suddenly get a new partner and they want to kick out your dogs that may have been sleeping with you for years, then I wouldn't be ok with it either. Luckily my dog actually prefers her bed, because my boyfriend doesn't like sleeping with her.
I_Bite 22
I completely agree that it depends on the relationship, I had to move to Perth for my work and my boyfriend decided to come with me rather than break up, unfortunately we had to leave his dog in Melbourne with family until we can find a house that will allow us to have him (he's a bull arab, so quite large) it's quite upsetting for both of us and I hate that he had to chose that way between us :( hopefully we can make it right soon :)
TrippingOnAcid 29
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Now you've lost them both. Good going OP!
iAlissa 34
Something tells me the only one he's really upset about is his dog.
shessohighh 10
OP lost two bitches that day.
keifman7 17
And you're going out with her why?
Nymeria_fml 25
If she ran off, they're probably not going out anymore...
timakinz 21
No one should be with a person who would make them choose between them and their dog.
cocacola999 27
Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.
thejokingguy13 12
Simple enough Steal the dog back
shutupshane12 12
It's not stealing if it's already his
thejokingguy13 12
Poor choice of words I'll admit
meli1195 31
well, dogs are pretty awesome
blueiceninja 13
The dog would never make you choose
Nilorak 24
Well the dog can't speak.
aleyp63 13
well place the dog in the middle and see where it runs to
R2Y2 22
You two missed the point; dogs are badass animals who won't give ya bullshit.
Crossing 17
No, not bullshit. Dogshit? Yes, lots of dogshit.
feven 32
Wow she sounds mature. Boyfriend pisses you off, run off with his dog!
KK3137 31
Even just asking him to choose. I mean, boyfriend-girlfriend relationships are quite different from owner-dog ones anyway..
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Plot twist: Knowing she would pick the dog if she had to choose; she ran away with it. She was just calling dibs on the pup!
XcuzimsotiredX 25
sadly there are people who can't ya know live with dogs? plus who would say that out loud?! you lie there duh!
8Dirty1 24
then after 12 years take her back?
coute21 6
How about right away instead. The dog probably doesn't have 12 years. If you're talking about the girlfriend who'd take that back?
WoldowJR 25
You ******* idiot