Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as part of my grandad's great struggle to return to the 1960's, he tried to refuse a lifesaving blood transfusion until the nurse could confirm the blood hadn't been donated by anyone who was black, brown, chinese or asian, and so on. My dad is black and I'm half black, so I suspect he doesn't like me either. FML
Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, I got my blood drawn for a donation and they didn't warn me that I was borderline anemic. I passed out in the middle of Walgreens and woke up to people just standing there, staring. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I tried donating blood for the first time because my company was hosting a blood drive. Right after telling everyone I wasn't afraid of needles, I fainted before they could even use one. I woke up surrounded by phlebotomists offering me juice while my coworkers whooped like I'd just scored a goal. FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, when I tried to give blood, I was turned down before I even made it through the information packet. Why? Because I had thought I was supposed to fast for 24 hours beforehand. FML
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cinderellacat 0
Time to die your hair...... And freckles.... And whatever the hell else is orange
fmessiah 19
Gingers are becoming extinct.
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Comments (70)
agentx52 13
fail lmfao "GINGERS HAVE SOULS!"
Morgan65 5
Except that guy
StoryOfTheYear 15
7- Yo comment don't flow with the comment above son.
GoW_Chick 15
1- You mean "gingers have NO souls" Ha! A ginger just fixed your joke for you.
ChilledDubstepa 6
#20 No that's not the joke. Hop onto YouTube and search CopperCab.
MatthewDmerrill 5
He's talking about that one video with the ginger kid all pissed off.
4Legend 0
Haha! You were just fixed by a ginger! But ummm hey, at least you'll never be fixed by ginger junk.
GoW_Chick 15
1 if you were quoting coppercap I feel like an ass my bad
itaimumwiro 8
Answerd like a boss
JacobWithaY 5
What a kind and loving father
djreh32 0
You can donate souls now, but you dont have one so it doesnt really matter.
skeezle 0
No they dont
aliceb2255 0
gingers do not have souls, plain and clear.
lolmigosh 15
No they don't
BlanketHogger 0
No one has soles 'cause "god" isn't real. Damn you didn't see that one coming.
maxwells_hammer 5
Actually 131 no one has soles because we are humans and not shoes.
missamazinggg 12
131- people have soles, they're on our feet. But souls on the other hand...
ArcadePie 10
Hey **** you guys!
StreetReaper 9
Gingers may not have souls, but I have to admit the females of the species are incredibly beautiful and sexy.
coolgirl45555 0
Gingers have NO souls!!!!!
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
My shoes do...
j_cat187 20
Gingers = vampires
cinderellacat 0
Time to die your hair...... And freckles.... And whatever the hell else is orange
HeXr 22
*dye
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Speaking of Asians, 33, has anyone ever met an Asian ginger?
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ever seen a Japenese Ginger? Maybe the legend is true. 0.o Edit: Well, glad I thought of this first.
ceilingfans 1
Even more rare; a black ginger 0_O
ClassyCommando 13
And the rarest of all... a blond ginger.
Thabb 0
67- that's impossible dumbass
StoryOfTheYear 15
75 obviously has never heard of hair dye.
G0v3nat0r 7
54- I have seen a black ginger. I almost got my soul sucked right out of me though.
sr101998 0
I have 41 he's a real ass though
ClassyCommando 13
what happened to this thread? it was hilarious!
Magic1 9
Hahaha #2 you had me cracking up with that!
ICATiger 13
He has to dye his pubes too then....
Dadz_fml 0
She*...
bostongirl77 5
Wooooooow... great dad.
amaxinglysexii 0
noooo stupid ginger haters bug me. ive always thought that gingers have the prettiest hair and the freckles are stunning
Kukua 5
He's thinking of sperm, not blood.
fmessiah 19
Gingers are becoming extinct.
ClassyCommando 13
That's just what they want you to think. They're stronger than ever...and thirsty for vengeance.
GingerKid14 3
30 - What the hell, bro? We kept that secret for so long, just to have you go and ruin it. Can't gingers have ANY fun?
Darklord53 0
4-Good.
eeppiicc 8
101- it would be better if people as dumb as you were becoming extinct
laden_swallow09 35
36 - Wouldn't it be "fewer and fewer subjects"?
HeyImPayton 0
Trolled by your own father. What a great guy.
yahoowizard 16
Especially as he's probably a ginger, too.
MaaaanWTF 1
Hmm... I guess some gingers do have souls :)
ClassyCommando 13
I demand evidence.
mynamebackwardss 0
No. No, they don't.
omfg_creepers 8
They may kick you instead of drawing blood from you.
ClassyCommando 13
One might lead to the other...
ambowew 7
Yeah, make sure you remember to 'die' those pubes. I just imagined the YouTube ginger hacking his hair off while he's sobbing "DIE, DIE, DIE!"
ambowew 7
Annnnd that's what happens when phone doesn't allow me to post on #2 comment. I'm a sad panda.
cinderellacat 0
Simple mistake guys chill : P
drewnewton 0
a Ginger wanting to donate maybe a mutated species of Ginger
cosmosis 12
For the sake of humanity in future generations please eliminate yourself from the gene pool. Thank you
xPhoBiuHzZz 1
If instead of blood you find a corrosive acid, YOU GOTTA GAY.