Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
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Top comments
geekpowerwtf 0
WTF? sometimes I wonder how you people can do all this kind of weird things!
maddy14 0
Nice one.......
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Comments (195)
lizliz23 0
sexy
slipperyeyebrow 0
that steamy gas flowing out from your behind with a corn inducing scent slowly forming and pushing out of you almost slapping your butt cheeks, with that beautiful ripping sound. Oh how seducing
ilikeapplejuice 7
At least you didn't shart?
Holy_ish 19
at least you didnt shit yourself. right?
enopola 5
Only way to repent for this one is just giving him the ass, though with your track record thus far you may do worse then a little gas.
saturnsonic 3
my kind of girl ;-)
SupahAsian 4
Kinda unusual for him to kiss you w/o going on at least ONE date.
mike410 0
What's so weird about that loser?
lenimonkey 3
at least it wasn't a big pussy-fart.
jimmy9511 0
I love your name!!! And eminem!!!
dapperdan18 0
Nasty