Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, my roommate told me there is some restricted number that keeps calling and waking her up at odd hours of the night. She then says she's getting the police involved to find out who it is because she feels "harassed". I'm the restricted caller calling to wake her up from snoring so loud. FML
Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML
Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML
Today, after having to call in a noise complaint about my downstairs neighbors talking loud past midnight, the managers fixed the problem. Now all I can hear is two little girls who like to throw a basketball at the building for hours. FML
Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
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FluffythePink 23
Yeah... You need to get the hotel to write you some proof of the complaints and take that to your Dr. That needs proper investigation. Could be anything from enlarged adenoids to sleep apnea. If you wake up tiered and fuzzy most mornings, regardless of how well you feel you slept then you definitely need checking for apnea. That can be a killer. But get written proof from the hotel to nail to the Drs forehead so they can't just brush you off. Which is what most GPs are doing now. DON'T let up until you've been referred to the sleep clinic for a full assessment.
poopface82 25
I think it’s time for a sleep study. That’s not just noisy; it could kill you dead in your sleep.
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Hangryko 32
Get a CPAP.
Ideal_Needle 20
Second this, CPAP therapy can be life-changing
FluffythePink 23
Yeah... You need to get the hotel to write you some proof of the complaints and take that to your Dr. That needs proper investigation. Could be anything from enlarged adenoids to sleep apnea. If you wake up tiered and fuzzy most mornings, regardless of how well you feel you slept then you definitely need checking for apnea. That can be a killer. But get written proof from the hotel to nail to the Drs forehead so they can't just brush you off. Which is what most GPs are doing now. DON'T let up until you've been referred to the sleep clinic for a full assessment.
poopface82 25
I think it’s time for a sleep study. That’s not just noisy; it could kill you dead in your sleep.