Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML
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Top comments
geekpowerwtf 0
WTF? sometimes I wonder how you people can do all this kind of weird things!
maddy14 0
Nice one.......
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Comments (195)
Lintu_26 23
Nervous much??
niceNnerdy 5
Should of blamed it on the birds.
mrcorncan99 0
Profile pic win.
BraBrando 0
Did you hear that? I thought I heard some ducks behind me!
BraBrando 0
Did you hear that? I thought I heard some ducks behind me!
Chazyj 4
Sounds fake to me
theman6955 0
So fake
Stoppajamatime 0
I agree. OP should just laugh it off. If it happened, it happened. People shouldn't make it such a big deal. Now, if you're doing it to make people laugh, that's a different story.
wow_fuck 0
Wow. I don't understand how that happens. you can't hold them in, it just sooo "happened" to come out at that moment. Dumbass!
Stoppajamatime 0
Yes. Farts eventually do have to come out. OP held them before she kissed him and the fart just came out. And sometimes when you let your guard down, which is probably what the OP did, farts slip their way out if they're strong enough.
wow_fuck 0
Well, that's terrible, farts just slipping out of their arse like that.
Senior29 8
fart contest!!!!!!!!
amit93 4
Not funny...
jobsman99 0
just laugh it off. it happens to everyone. keep kissing and having fun.
duckman9 55
the taste of something/someone is not only based on what info you get from your taste buds on the tongue, but also on smell. Do you really want the person you're kissing to think you taste like a fart? lol
dstivers 0
That's when you say that's the butterflies escaping.
mandaboo 8
Hahaha. They don't go quietly.
Vash_41288 10
And they needed high explosives for the escape
perdix 31
On the plus side, he now knows that his kiss makes you lose control of your anal sphincter. Invest in some good lube and bend over.