My long-distance partner came to visit me for the weekend. When he arrived he seemed moody and tired, and refused any kind of physical contact. Upset, I asked him what was wrong. Turns out he's mad for coming to see me because I've put on weight, making the trip a waste of his time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend is acting more distanced, leaving me on seen or delivered. We do long distance, he’s supposed to come visit me in three weeks. I don't know what to think. He’s always been sweet and stuff, but now it feels like he’s not trying. This makes my stomach hurt. FML
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
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Madrias 36
Then don't waste your time. Tell him that once he leaves, he's free to spend his time with Rosie Palm and her five sisters, because it's over.
cptncuttlefish 24
Tell that waste of space to get the **** out of your house, go find a man who will treat you right!
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Madrias 36
Then don't waste your time. Tell him that once he leaves, he's free to spend his time with Rosie Palm and her five sisters, because it's over.
cptncuttlefish 24
Tell that waste of space to get the **** out of your house, go find a man who will treat you right!
Gundel 22
Not worth your time, get rid of him, if he is so superficial...
ojosRojos 28
PLEASE don’t stay with him. He’s not gonna change, he’s just an ass. Cut your losses and move on - you deserve so much better.
PenguinPal3017 19
This really depends how much weight we are talking about. Also, why the hell aren't you two video-chatting, sending pics, etc. Get snspchat.
maroongrad 13
Wow.... So, if you put on enough weight to really make a difference in your appearance, in a short amount of time? He should have been concerned you had a medical issue such as depression, hypothyroidism, etc. that triggered it. If it wasn't a lot of weight and he's upset by a few extra pounds? Well, definitely not a "f*ck him" time ;) Just remember that he spent a lot of cash to be miserable and go hang out with your friends and enjoy yourself! If he's not happy he can trade his tickets for an earlier leave time. As it is? He should be damn grateful you didn't kick him straight out to a hotel.
cbchawks 14
piggy piggy
nanxi 30
Time to shed some dead weight! The partner, of course.
Siobhán Joanne Weiss-Donnelly 10
That's some highly abusive bullshit. He can leave.
Itsbeenalong 5
This isn't an issue, he can just picture your roommate.