yum yogurt
United States
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
GogurtBadass
Olympia, United States
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML
Anonymous
Sorry Sharon
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Nose bleed
North Vancouver, Canada
Fight Club
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Amy
Prince George, Canada
Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
LostInSunday
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Fight! Fight!
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML
Dipping Tired
Brooklyn, United States
Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML
FistFighter
United States
Night fight
Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
Top comments
boredblonde 17
definitely worth it, gogurts are the best!
DrOfTheInternet 6
Fruit punch?
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boredblonde 17
definitely worth it, gogurts are the best!
DrDilllonReese 12
It would be better had this been a Klondike. What would you do for a Klondike bar???
boredblonde 17
yes!!
tellithowitis 13
That says something OP
SwedishDerp 3
I'm not really in a googling mood right now so can someone explain what the devil a "gogurt" is?
boredblonde 17
It's amazing flavored yogurt in a really skinny plastic tubey thing that you squeeze to get the yogurt out the top.
pinkpolarbear 8
73, its like a yogurt tube geared towards kids.
gunmania0 12
So it's like a frube. Got'cha.
Buttsexpirate 9
Gogurt? More like Gohurt... Yourself I mean. Dammit never mind
pie29302930 0
How do you even...? Hopefully it wasn't one of those " punch yourself and drop everything when you do." cuz then you've just embarrassed yourself and lost whatever your eating/ drinking.
FrostHeart 36
Blonde moments ftw!
hollisterfreak52 1
Gogurts are awesome , totally forgot about them! But why in the world would you get punched in the face ? :(
marzey321 9
I've done this so many times even with other stuff like unbelievable but I pulled it off..
macsterfun 3
Gogurt PUNCH!
jake1632 9
I'm thinking that it wasn't a gogurt tube..;)
brettlovesgirls 4
Stupid wiener. Jake1632 your pic kinda looks like my ex.. :0
Glitterhinoceros 14
^So your a homosexual.. I thought you liked girls? That's clearly a man
ipwnu117 0
Lol
athlete1990 4
Describing what???
angrymexican 8
I've actually punched myself a few times the same wat
SwedishDerp 3
Oh like frubes! I love frubes :)
Euronymous93 29
At first I read that as Gorguts.
lisaw375 0
dumbass
GuitarFail123 9
i second this opinion^
13FTW 9
How's he a dumbass? You never punch yourself in the face when taking in that delicious, white, creamy, mouth watering.... YOGURT. Get your ******* head outta the gutter.
Joshoa123 16
Sometimes you just can't eat that stuff fast enough. It happens.
DoubleDose 0
Like youve never done it, I'm not ashamed to admit it.
thatsphuckedsoba 0
Bitch
kateheartswaffle 0
Is that even possible?
Moota 9
Absolutely, while you're trying to squeeze it out you were using too much force causing to punch yourself.
bms1996 12
um ya
LoveKeepsGoing 7
That happened to me before -.-
Elphieba 4
With a cup of beer anything is possible.
sierramarie143 0
me too!/:
charlie14670 0
I punched myself in the face while fapping...
flockz 20
....another guy off."
nattynatters 14
Yes. It hurts too.
hobojo69 23
I do that every time
ThatOneCanadian 0
flockz's comment made me laugh so hard i dropped my phone
happyabby123 0
35-ME TOO!
ShakeMeDown 12
Story of my life OP
sierralovesyou 0
Um that's not something you should admit... Haha smart med student (:
BballHottie34 9
Yes it is it's happened to me before but then I lost my balance and fell (: I'm coordinated
FreshSalad 1
Yes. She could have been squeezing the tube from the bottom to top, hand slips at the top, face close to gogurt, hand hits face.
FreshSalad 1
Yes. He/She is squeezing the gogurt from the bottom to top, hand goes off the top, face close to gogurt, hand hits face. Hope that makes sense. English isn't my first language.
ShyAnn29 15
245 yes that makes sense
ricerboy 0
How exactly does that happen? O.o
bms1996 12
easy. step1:start squeezing the yogurt from the bottom step2:your hand goes too quickly and you punch yourself in the face,and yogurt goes all over your face....
tylersign 11
37, that sounded a lot like directions for.. Something else ;)
FurryRocks 10
Hahaha how do you do that
FurryRocks 10
Hey I've done that before but how do you do that with Go-Gurt
Alexisthebestest 16
You try to get the last bit of that delicious yogurt out of the tube and your hand slips and hits you in the face. Yeah, you laugh now but it's really easy to do!
FurryRocks 10
Karma hurts bad really bad ow
beerankin 0
Oh wow xD
Fubbi 5
why did this get down voted?
DrOfTheInternet 6
Fruit punch?
sierralovesyou 0
Clever (:
iMagzzzy 0
Someones hungry
signuplogin 1
I pictured a Sassy lil girl sayin that with her hand on her hip cuz of the pic of the Wendy's girl
crushedone 7
Then there's a certain sexual activity you probably shouldn't try either.
iPhonesha 1
Suckin dick huh? Lol
lexybear17 0
Lmao!!
bizarre_ftw 22
74 - Salem? NICE!!!! I'm on the app so email me I want to ask you something
Nooz 2
Well, did you finish it?
bizarre_ftw 22
In what sense?