Today, I did a stupid thing and told my work crush that I liked her. Now, instead of living unnoticed by her, I have to live with the knowledge she doesn’t like me and only talks to me because I’m a coworker. As a bonus, she did say at least I’m not one of those quiet ones who give off SA vibes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
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FluffythePink 23
"You're sweet but seriously, no thanks" beats the absolute hell out of being dragged up in front of HR to explain yourself and possibly losing your job. Take it gracefully and move on. There's someone out there who will be more than happy with you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I chose to never tell my crush directly, but I was able to get my answer from asking other questions. Plus, FluffythePink is right. It'd be an HR nightmare. Something my other colleagues conveniently forgot when they found out how I felt. Luckily for our careers, I was only stupid enough to develop a crush.
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FluffythePink 23
"You're sweet but seriously, no thanks" beats the absolute hell out of being dragged up in front of HR to explain yourself and possibly losing your job. Take it gracefully and move on. There's someone out there who will be more than happy with you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I chose to never tell my crush directly, but I was able to get my answer from asking other questions. Plus, FluffythePink is right. It'd be an HR nightmare. Something my other colleagues conveniently forgot when they found out how I felt. Luckily for our careers, I was only stupid enough to develop a crush.