Today, my mom has forbidden me from drinking skim milk, because my sister is upset that I'm skinnier than her. The same sister who refuses to drink any other milk than 2% chocolate. FML
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Today, my mom claimed that lactose intolerance is a "myth" and told me to drink my damn milk because it's good for my bones. FML
Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML
Today, my sister was concerned that her daughter (my niece) was sick, and hesitant to take her to the ER. I asked if she'd eaten something she shouldn't have, and she replied, "No, especially since we feed her the most healthy food we can." This was fine until I flipped out when she said, "We even give her raw milk so that she'll be strong." FML
Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML
Today, my mother offered me some chocolate milk. I took a few gulps before I realized the label said it was raw unpasteurized milk. When I pointed this out to my mother, she asked me what pasteurization is. We might get sick because my mother is the most horrifically ignorant and out-of-touch person on earth. FML
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, despite begging my parents to get food other than diet and weight loss stuff, they refused. I'm bullied for being skinny on a daily basis. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML
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abbttmc 12
The ****?
ovechkinisbeast 9
Hire a hit man?
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Comments (141)
ovechkinisbeast 9
Hire a hit man?
sniken 14
Or maybe a not so friendly "slap out of it" would suffice. If they force Op to add weight she should work out more to compensate for their idiocy.
red_headforlife 15
A little bit much, don't you think?
emala1096 17
Or you could just accidentally poison her chocolate milk.
EsotericBrent 29
Or put laxatives in the chocolate milk and tell her she's lactose intolerant.
Contravene 10
I'm with 40 here. Might even be willing to take it further depending on compensation.
ihaveasushicat 24
To what? Chop off the sisters fat rolls?
twaumat 28
fat people need a diet.
twaumat 28
76 - nothing a paper bag won't fix right?
etchsanity1 11
86 paper bags are for ugly faces... This sounds like something a paper bag, bottle of jack, and a light switch just won't fix.
Dr0reos 8
Or hire a hit man whose also trained to perform lipo-suction to sneak into her bedroom and just make her skinnier
abbttmc 12
The ****?
ripresno 10
Haha! Exactly, this makes no sense whatsoever. Oh, you're skinnier then me? I'll try to make you fat then instead of losing weight myself! People these days....
mif_fml 27
Same thing said on previous FML.
emala1096 17
Didn't you say the exact same thing on another recent FML?...
suboy 10
17. *than.
AKGirlinSD 20
17, sadly, this is common among siblings, especially in adulthood. Growing up and 'til the age of 25, I was always the overweight/fat one and my 2 sisters were skinny. Then, I got sick but I could exercise a lot to lose the weight. All the meanwhile, my sisters gained a lot of weight and still can't get rid of it. They literally have called our parents, complaining that I'm too skinny and I make them look bigger than they really are. None of us live close and our parents are in Alaska. It's just sad. If they are unhappy with their weight they should do something about it, not bitch about how a sibling is too skinny.
WrongRomance 11
I asked my mother if she would start buying skim milk or even just 1%-2% milk but she refused. All she will buy is whole milk, even though it's unhealthy
Wimoweh 10
2 - if one reads 123's reply on the first comment, then your comment, it makes a lot of sense.
baileymariee 10
That's terrible; you shouldn't have to change. Maybe try helping your sister lose weight or help her become more comfortable with her body. Or talk to your mom.
woRRdz 8
Dont think her mom or sister would listen.
Damian95 16
Is this an appropriate time to call someone a cow? It's definitely relevant.
M3DIC4T3 29
I know right. It's OP's body, not their mom's or their sister's body. OP, drink whatever you want to drink. Just because your sister is a jealous little brat doesn't mean you need to change your own lifestyle and eating choices!
daner10 5
Or should we say a big jealous brat?
woRRdz 8
Wow really? I bet ur happy to be related!
lilhellian 27
How did their grandparents mess up their parents so bad.. First the 9 year old, now this..
klovemachine 24
Milk does the body good ;-) OP's mom and sistef need to grow up
mangoboy1 19
Yea I always drink 2% chocolate milk post workout and I used to drink whole regular milk too. Milk is actually really good for you.
kawaiisakura 12
Milk is good for you...but for weight, lowfat or skim...and 2% chocolate milk after exercising? Bad idea. Try lowfat if you're going to do that.
CharresBarkrey 16
There are actually a lot of studies that show milk is not healthy for you after childhood. It's pretty interesting and makes sense. Most humans can't digest it.
bamagrl410 31
81 is correct. Processed milk especially. Most of the nutrients milk has naturally are destroyed by the pasteurization it goes through, and the fat content is typically pretty high. Also, it actually depletes your body of calcium as opposed to increasing it. The whole "it's good for your bones" idea is actually a myth.
happle 21
Milk is pretty much liquid meat, so if you eat meat, you'll have plenty of fats and protein that milk would give you. Green vegetables are probably the best source of calcium, so milk is only good for cereal and dipping cookies in.
sabbyheartswhat 23
I can't digest milk. But I love it. It's so good to me. The stomach cramps and horrible gas are just too bad. I love milk. And no, lactaid milk and pills don't work for me. And it sucks bad but I will drink milk. :)
Metallica36176 16
Your mom is an unfair dumbass. Tell her you'll stop drinking skim when she stops drinking chocolate. Why do you get punished for your sisters self confidence (when its her fault) ? Maybe talk to your dad if you can't get through to your mom?
McNikk 15
Even if the sister agrees to stop drinking chocolate milk it still wouldn't be fair to ask the op to stop drinking skim milk.
BlitzPKF 10
Well you know she's to fat when her breast milk is chocolate.
Zen_Mei 17
Huh?
EmberEyes 16
It's joke.
attitude_angel 15
^ really, tell me more.
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
"fobidden"? first FML I've seen with a typo!
Ebola_fml 20
I'm going out on a limb to assume that her beverage choice isn't the only reason she's bigger than you.
xStaciexLynnx 15
My thoughts exactly. Unless milk is the only thing they ingest, there are probably bigger diet choices to be changed on the other sisters part.