Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told what a bitch I am for turning down “the nice guy” after he surprised me with flowers and a hand painted portrait. He conveniently left out the part where he texted me multiple creepy porn links, doesn’t brush his teeth and has the personal hygiene of a farm animal! FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
Today, I woke up to a guy outside my house, who wanted to give me flowers and take me out on a date. Aside from it all being pretty fucking creepy anyway, the guy is my not quite right in the head second cousin, who's apparently now head-over-heels in love with me. FML
Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
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Top comments
AustinDenton 22
Ahh. The signs of true love.
Nightwing98 22
He remembered you six years later....it's the thought that counts?
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Comments (92)
invalid240 9
You should've went on a date then.
dusl 13
Why does this have so many YDI votes??
beaverteaser 16
it's the thought that counts......
Ibuki 15
You're right. This was actually very romantic, and it was kind of him to give something. Even if this thought includes rotten flowers and being called a **** from some guy who didn't get over a rejection made six years ago.
limitedition 25
You made the right call all those years ago!
worldclassrager 41
Understandable...but rude...
Ari1337 15
how is this understandable?
kacironi 13
sounds like he still isn't taking it well
telli164 30
They're probably the exact same flowers he got you 6 years ago for the date you turned him down for hahahah.
IconicFML 9
I see someone's still single after 6 years.
vlalam 24
Are u sure he is not on fml and he is not following ur post?
aubrey5113 1
thats super creepy!!!