Today, I was told what a bitch I am for turning down “the nice guy” after he surprised me with flowers and a hand painted portrait. He conveniently left out the part where he texted me multiple creepy porn links, doesn’t brush his teeth and has the personal hygiene of a farm animal! FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML
Today, the momma's boy I was getting to know cried when I said we should just be friends. He said I was being added to the list of people who treat him like shit and verbally abuse him. He has bad hygiene, musty, wears dirty clothes and I taught him how to properly clean a toilet. But I’m the bitch. FML
Today, there is a reason women don’t like self proclaimed “nice guys.” A guy I turned down years ago took pictures from my breast cancer journey and used them as props during his podcast/video to tell his disgusting fans I deserved cancer for rejecting him. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing told me it wasn’t gonna work out and that he wished me the best. Apparently I acted “too desperate” for his liking. Gee, I’m sorry, but I guess showing basic decency like buying you a birthday present, buying you lunch everyday, and allowing you to use my Netflix, AKA being loving, is too much. FML
Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML
Today, once again, I told a guy who’s been hounding me for ages that I’m not interested. After being asked repeatedly and turning him down politely for so long, I finally snapped and cussed his ass out. Now I’m known as "the bitch" for hurting such a "nice guy's" feelings. I need new friends. FML
Today, my ex said he was coming by to get some of his stuff, and that if I wanted to talk, I should be on my knees in my best lingerie. I was furious and wrote a text telling him how awful and misogynistic he was… then deleted it, put on my best lingerie, and am now waiting by the door on my knees for him. FML
Today, a man reminded me five times how much of a "nice guy" he was during our first conversation, saying also that I seem the sort to date the "bad guys" because I looked sweet and innocent. Then, without waiting for me to say something, he sighed and walked away, muttering that he always finished last. FML
Today, my longtime crush, who turned me down because he’s “sick of women”, just got into a relationship. He made it Facebook official, with photos of them and everything. Wanting to even the score, I commented, “So it seems your sickness of women is cured, huh?” He bitched at me for “ruining his moment” and deleted me. FML
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QueenSaru 28
Honestly, it doesn't matter WHY you turned him down. It's ridiculous that you can be labeled a bitch for not wanting to date someone.
404wan 19
i would turn down anyone who asked me out with a hand painted portrait, even without the added creepness. that's ******* weird and obsessive and that dude will probably not let you go easy.
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404wan 19
i would turn down anyone who asked me out with a hand painted portrait, even without the added creepness. that's ******* weird and obsessive and that dude will probably not let you go easy.
Kameron Kriese 11
I would like it if it were a small sketch or something and the feelings were mutual, but that's me.
QueenSaru 28
Honestly, it doesn't matter WHY you turned him down. It's ridiculous that you can be labeled a bitch for not wanting to date someone.
Jim7jr 9
Funny how people think...
tounces7 28
What I hate most about this, is that being nice to people any more is regarded as highly suspicious or out right creepy in of itself, simply because of so many pretenders like this. "Nice" guys really just need to go die in a fire.
Emma Hersø Rasmussen 10
Even if he smelled like a beautiful sunflower it still doesn't justify calling you a bitch. You are always allowed to live up to your own standard and turn down someone if you don't reciprocate their feelings.
PenguinPal3017 19
Creepy ****? You'll have to be more specific.
Leviathene 34
Any unwanted **** links are creepy. The context is likely that OP is calling the linking of **** creepy more so than the actual **** itself being creepy.
PenguinPal3017 19
I was hoping it was furry vore or something interesting.
KittyMack 13
Pretty sure that PenguinPal was jokingly playing the part of someone eager to see any and all "creepy ****". I for one giggled.
Gofuckyourself 24
HAHAHAHAAHA oh yes, those links are needed, aren't they?
BurnInDemonFire 39
"No more Mister Nice Guy, No more Mister Clean. No more Mister Nice Guy, They say he's sick, he's obscene."
Anonymiss 12
What’s that from?
DaBlacky 31
http://bfy.tw/LQ63
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's Alice Cooper - No More Mr. Nice Guy.
chosha_fml 27
I hope you just told them about him sending you the **** links.
Sady_Ct 38
Hey! Farm animals have decent hygiene! They stay as clean as their owners and their species allows. If a human has shitty hygiene that is more than likely their own choice!
badrussian79 10
To be honest the **** can probably be written of as a shitty sense of humor. Especially if you mean creepy **** like octocock or the South Park referenced one rather than just the inherent creepiness of unsolicited ****. Hygiene is learned so while nasty doesn’t indicate dangerous. Lazy or hill billy but not inherently dangerous. Though again legit reason for not dating. You’re not his mom and he’s not a house to rehab. The portrait though that a level the surpasses bunny boiler. ******* run and if your friends are too stupid to understand get new friends. Else keep them out of your live life
KittyMack 13
Even if he was the best looking, best groomed guy on earth, his behavior was damn creepy. And even if he was hot AND uncreepy, you're still allowed to not be into him. Simple lack of interest is enough of a reason to say "no". Your pants aren't a public washroom or a taxicab, where every citizen is guaranteed equal access.