Today, I saw Niagra Falls. Not the one in Canada, but the one that was released when I went to check on my period at work. I had no change of clothes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
This website doesn't really cater to 10-year-olds. Come back in about 6-8 years.
jocamo 24
1 not everyone is regular 2 sounds like she was on her period, and was going to see how full her pad/tampon/cup was when all hell broke loose 3 don't be so damn judgmental
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Comments (10)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Not hard to tell which side of the border you live on. Also, what did you do with the dude who went over in a barrel?
blondie45 21
That’s just too much information. Gross.
BurnInDemonFire 39
This website doesn't really cater to 10-year-olds. Come back in about 6-8 years.
ayenii 14
To be fair, that visual is a tad cringeworthy (an empathetic cringe, in part, but still a cringe) to me as well, and I’m a 19-year-old female. We can all agree that this is some nasty stuff, man.
BurnInDemonFire 39
You'll understand differently in a few years. But for now, please don't have unprotected sex. If you think this is nasty, you are so not prepared for pregnancy.
blondie45 21
I’m 45. Some things just don’t need to be discussed on the World Wide Web. Perhaps some people need to be taught that some things are best kept to oneself.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'd like to add: Don't have sex! Because you will get pregnant. And die.
bailee 3
That’s not the falls... idiot you’re a grown ass woman you should know when you’re shit is gonna start & come prepared .... completely your own fault
jocamo 24
1 not everyone is regular 2 sounds like she was on her period, and was going to see how full her pad/tampon/cup was when all hell broke loose 3 don't be so damn judgmental