Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, and every day for the last ten days, I’ve woken up in the morning and found another new spider somewhere in my room, ten days in a row. I don’t know where the bastards are coming from but I’m seriously considering sleeping in another room, or buying a new house. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that if you leave your sheets on the washing line too long, spiders will go and make their new home in them. FML
Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
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kingcaper817 14
Burn it, burn it to the ground
weedle99 23
Exterminator?
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Comments (109)
mattrd_fml 31
how do you let things get that bad? hire an exterminator. YDI.
sailorarctic 22
might want to have an exterminator come in OP. you could end up facing a brown recluse infestation oyherwise.
Onyx3288 22
Citrus oil mixed with natural dish soap in a liter of water. Put it in a spray bottle and spray away. You have to reapply it once a week I think, but it won't affect your kids or pets (if you have any) and it should help.
hetalia_thailand 20
Also, mixing equal parts vinegar with water and spraying that directly onto the spider a couple times works sometimes, I've done it myself and the spider died almost instantly
Benmantha 31
My first thought was "I hope OPs not from Australia, if yes, time to get the hell away from there!", but thankfully you're not.
rockydify 22
This is not even an FML in Australia, it's just an ML.
DaEpicTaco 13
Time to move or burn down your house
mads_nicole 19
All aboard the nope train to Kentucky!
Angsty_Armadillo 25
Wouldn't it be heading away from Kentucky. Perhaps to Fuckthatville or Burnitdowntown?
Cassandra2015 21
Call Billy . he might be able to solve your problem !
ohSNAPyall 27
Bring in a bird to catch the spiders, that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside your blankets.
EarlFug 19
But then she'd be into cats, dogs, goats, cows, but hopefully not horses because I hear they're not good for your health..
limabeans101029 21
I used to be really paranoid about spiders lurking in towels so I'd always shake out any towels, blankets etc. before I used them. Then one day I decided that was a silly, paranoid thing to do so I decided to stop doing it. Literally the first time I used a towel without shaking it out, I ended up with a huge spider on my face. It was a terrible day D: Anyway, you have my sympathies OP, I can't deal with spiders.
demonddm 24
peppermint and vodka in a spray bottle. spray it every where. spiders dont like peppermint and the vodka helps the peppermint smell stay. it is what i use and i have no spiders in the house
demonddm 24
no. the vodka goes in the bottle. i use whiskey for courage.
fatman1970 25
Thanks for that little tip. I'll use that myself. I hate spiders!