Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, and every day for the last ten days, I’ve woken up in the morning and found another new spider somewhere in my room, ten days in a row. I don’t know where the bastards are coming from but I’m seriously considering sleeping in another room, or buying a new house. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that if you leave your sheets on the washing line too long, spiders will go and make their new home in them. FML
Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
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kingcaper817 14
Burn it, burn it to the ground
weedle99 23
Exterminator?
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Comments (109)
samlovesham1234 9
If there's any chestnut trees around, gather up the chestnuts when they fall and place them around your house. Spiders hate them.
ohSNAPyall 27
Or scarabs.
Mightytall 35
I don't know specifically which spiders you do have, so it's hard to give much advice. However if you've got common house spiders and daddy long legs, leave the long legs alone, cause they catch the other predatory spiders. And then make sure you remove their food source, other bugs and flies. If you have brown recluse or some other actually dangerous species though, you need to bug bomb or call exterminator due to the actual risk of injury from their bites.
AtherSheep 15
I would have had a heart attack from all the panic attacks.
rockydify 22
Never come to Australian then, haha!
shinikageWolf 15
NOPE NOPE NOPE Burns house, claims insurance money and moves far away.
FMLexpert1211 5
Ever heard of napalm and gasoline
Pantsformer 7
Burn the house down and send the remains to deep space
jellyjeanjohn 4
Burn the house down to the ground then put the ashes in a vat of vodka then lite the vodka on fire
Cotv123 3
Call a ******* exterminator