Today, I found out that my husband really thinks onion rings are seafood. He's 36. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Insecure
Today, my husband went on a boys' night but I found his wedding ring on the nightstand so I confronted him when he got home. He was wearing his ring. What I had was a brass olive ring for plumbing so now I look like a jealous idiot. FML
Culinary experience
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I looked at the menu and yelled, "Who puts caramel on onions? EW!" I then learned that "caramelized onion" is not caramel covered onions. FML
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
To be fair and balanced…
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
He had to find out eventually!
Today, I made my boyfriend a beautiful dinner of seafood and rice. This was the first time I could afford lobster, and thought it would be a great treat for us both. I learned that this was the first time he has eaten lobster, and he learned that he is allergic. FML
Backstabber
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Top comments
Mynamewontfi 40
Maybe he confused them for squid rings.
Jared900DUmpling 30
OMG Onions are my favorite fish too!
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Comments (74)
Mynamewontfi 40
Maybe he confused them for squid rings.
mds9986 24
Calamari?
Mynamewontfi 40
Yeah that was what I meant, didn't know how it was called in English.
Jared900DUmpling 30
OMG Onions are my favorite fish too!
Jared900DUmpling 30
Sonic be like
piiiiiou_fml 12
Maybe he read that in The Onion.
Cads1 24
Just tell him he is correct, keep the peace.
MakeItStopWtf 12
I hate people like you... rather keep people ignorant than tell them they are wrong for fear of a fight?
MakeItStopWtf 12
OK, not hate...strongly dislike. (too late to edit)
sdroze1389 31
I'm with you. I think it's unfair to allow someone to think something factually wrong to avoid disagreement..
Cads1 24
Thank you for the correction. He may prove that the human race is ultimately doomed through stupidity but why upset someone if they are happy? Is it really worth it in the end?
sdroze1389 31
I guess it comes down to personal preference. I would rather hear I'm very wrong from someone who I know than a group of strangers who will, more likely than not, be very cruel.
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree with 4, to a certain extent. I would definitely tell someone they were wrong and explain it to them, but if the person kept disagreeing and didn't believe me even though I've tried to show them proof (through Google or another person or whatever) then I'd just drop it. If the person really wants to believe they're right in that situation then who cares. It's not like it's a topic about something important in life and it doesn't effect anything. There's no need to continue with a huge argument if the person is being stubborn. Let him think what he wants at that point.
Soundslikeothers 15
My favorite seafood is Sponge Cake
SharnaaaBanana 22
They are quite similar to calamari rings Id easily make the same mistake :p
prostar9993 15
You're obviously as stupid as her husband. How the hell can you confuse onion rings with calamari?
Ethan_Anonymous 28
Calamari rings and onion rings look exactly the same, you're the idiot here
creatureman 14
I had one thinking it was an onion ring. That's how I found out I was allergic to the seafood.
prostar9993 15
Well, you can't fix stupid. May as well move on.
MakeItStopWtf 12
Ron White.
thejonac 21
OP isn't that shallow to leave him bc of this. who knows, maybe he's a great kind guy and a gentleman too.
poppunkette 22
Damn it now I can't have onion rings lol! Haha at least he isn't like a girl I work with that thinks the sun and the moon are the same thing!
sdroze1389 31
no ******* way...was she cult educated?
poppunkette 22
Nope she is just an idiot. Also asked me how to make black instant coffee
sdroze1389 31
Is she single? Lol jk, but someone should really keep an eye on her before she sticks a fork in an electric socket or something.
poppunkette 22
She is the bosses daughter in law it explains how she has a job
Misfit66688 12
Jessica Simpson?? lol
Zwerik 31
Ask him if he has seen any swimming onions as of late. :P
tranced_ 45
And where does he thinks fries come from ? space?