Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, and every day for the last ten days, I’ve woken up in the morning and found another new spider somewhere in my room, ten days in a row. I don’t know where the bastards are coming from but I’m seriously considering sleeping in another room, or buying a new house. FML
Today, some jackass spider decided to lay eggs behind my wall. No matter how many I kill, I always wake up to multiple baby spiders on my ceiling. FML
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Today, the last 8 spiders found in the house have all been in my bedroom. Not the kitchen, or my sister's room, or our parents' room, or front room, laundry, or garage. Always in my room. I’m the only one in the house scared of spiders. The bastards are haunting me, trying to scare me to death. FML
Today, I opened a window that had been shut for a couple of months. As soon as I did, dozens of tiny baby spiders blew in with the breeze, and dispersed in my kitchen. FML
Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML
Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML
Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I went out to inspect the backyard. There are now more than two dozen spiders hanging out and webs crossing from one side of the yard to the other. I have decided to surrender this territory. FML
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RichardPencil 32
It's impossible to find a spider exterminator online. Who do you think controls... ...the Web? Dunh-dunh-dunh!
Charlie Given 28
yes but don't forget spiders eat all the dangerous insects that can be inside a house, like fleas and ticks and silverfish if you have a lot of spiders in your house you probably unknowingly are infested with some other insect and that's why they're there feeding off of it.
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Charlie Given 28
yes but don't forget spiders eat all the dangerous insects that can be inside a house, like fleas and ticks and silverfish if you have a lot of spiders in your house you probably unknowingly are infested with some other insect and that's why they're there feeding off of it.
RichardPencil 32
It's impossible to find a spider exterminator online. Who do you think controls... ...the Web? Dunh-dunh-dunh!
Crowned Sataness 12
so then leave them alone. they're catching and eating all the bugs you don't want. spiders are friends
benjamn 24
Nuke em all! FYL
EricW 4
why don’t leave them alone?